There's ants building piles of dirt in my yard outside
My dogs are out of dog food.
My girlfriend is out of town for work.
There's a caricature of her and I directly behind my laptop.
My dad had a mean mustache.
My dick doesn't fit inside a roll of toilet paper, apparently.
I have 7 hard drives and a Cal Ripkin signed baseball.
Yesterday was 2 for 1 margaritas at my favorite Mexican restaurant.
These are the sorts of threads that are being posted up and down the discussion board.
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