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Philly
Vul a detective of this rap shit. Leaving criminals literally slumped
My first case is to investigate why Philly's lips mysteriously shrunk
Had some leads, one witness told me to go & mind my business
Then Philly's ears shrunk, then his nose too!!
I'm not getting paid overtime for this shit
I don't believe it...this disproportionate fuck's head looks like an ogre's penis
Eyes so spaced u could Sprint a football field inside.. then fit that phone between it
Acting like a butthurt faggot in discussion, this bitch is getting in disguise
You're a toddler who'll get ate, plus u look like the Gerber baby started listening to Plies
seriously, no lie I hope you're hearing me. I'll tear out ya whole stretched torso
It ain't a conspiracy jus cuz u resemble Jordan Maxwell w/ Joe Mett's wardrobe
How can you speak of being street when u display cheeks of rhinoplast lard
His pic was subtitled: 'Take Grandpa's Glasses to Work Day and Try to Act Hard'
you think your image will last? Listen buddy, your verses are sorry bro.
& u won't come out of ur shell cuz u look like a Hitler Youth turned into the turtle from Mario
You've got the gnarly mug of red snappers...hardly thug. Ya tense bastard
I see clearly now...there is literally a giant water bug at Lenscrafters
Keep your head up, duke. But be real, you're too white to spray shells
I sincerely hope the job you got as the Marshmallow Man's sidekick pays well