[TYSON]

Originally Posted by Frank Metts

1. Their will be season ending injuries
2. Kapernick will still look like squidworth by seasons end
3. A black guy will lead the league in rushing
4. A white guy will kick an important field goal
5. Nik will make excuses for the phins
6. A team will lead the league in offense and defense
7. White strippers known as snow bunnies will be fucked all season by african american nfl players
8. A chief will not commit suicide
9. Dez bryant will have off field issues
10. Espn will continue to debate tony romos elite status
11. Tom brady will do another uggs commercial

Flawless victory