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clap censors himself when he says genitals
can only have sex if holding a Wii Controller and leans into all the button combos
always whispers sweet nothings before microwaving his Kraft fondue singles
Gamble is his Nobodie, his keyblade is a cocaine-stained Motel 8 access card
nominated for best supporting actor in the tragedy that is his charade of a social life
"not to be fucked with"- several victims of his OKCupid stalking ring
this niggas tears are FDA approved for curing increased libido
chaps his own lips with only a tube of .7 pencil lead and 3" of fishing line