perfectly broken in Vapor X-60 on deck tho
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Originally Posted by NYCSPITZ
your socks barely cover your 1976 jofa shins,
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I cried a little
all about my PUCK though. we skate ponds in NE son. haven't rinked up since sophomore year. srs tho my firefighter quads give me the explosive power of a dragonborn Rocky Balboa. I would slap u up and down the ice before ur reaction time had a chance to be ashamed, then I would share a drink with it in at the Smokehouse before pulling its keys away and bouncing to do clutch-kick burn-outs on its front lawn. got a looser handle grip than Lars Larsen at a barmaggedon post-show throwdown, get sideswiped like Patton got iced son no blackbags on my dirty takedowns cept the Bauer you're packing up in the locker room when u can't hang w/ my talent or the 6+ NYC Latinas I pull w/ my Wahlberg-esque Boston accent, have u wishing ur faux pas were foam paws when I snap 13 in your net, ur SA% hanging round .07 like Destroyer at a Bags flex thread
Idk I'm off that absinthe. We should get a fantasy hockey league going tho, no lockout