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Originally Posted by Split Eight
lmao I was like lmao
I will play 1v1 open rink w/ you with ur manlet resistance bands around on my shoulders attached to the goal, stick lift ur telegraphed toe drag, sweep the knee, then skate all the way down rink w/ goal attached and Daystuk deke the empty net
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lol except as you go for the lift I will deftly float the puck over your outdated TPSrubber shaft with a bender flat blade attached, then, without effort...glide past you. Then your jaw will drop as you scream in pure ecstasy at the Lemieux-like mitts I possess. As you turn your skate will hit the ice and, as ice chips from my stride enter your raw skin b/c your socks barely cover your 1976 jofa shins, you wil fall. As you fall your atom/mini-mite rust bucket will collapse onto the sleek surface and part from your face as utterly disgusting locks flow from your bucket while you look at my breakaway in pure agony. As my wondrous Adonis locks flow from my pristine Bauer helmet, I will proceed to backhand toedrag, to forehand fake, to backhand roof barely over the tender's shoulder, just under the crossbar. The crowd is wearin NYC is # 1 foam fingers, jeering at you, with everyone from babies to the most coy hockey mom laughing at you with a manic look of rage. As I skate to the locker room, only one question remains...when will we witness such greatness again???