She was perfection, sinful allure without the demon's reflection
Even her essence was sexy enough to give my penis erections
Dreamy, but reckless... meaning objectives were never reached, just suggested
She waits for easier lessons or someone to take her needy directions
Not really my type, until I was liked for a posting I made
I Facebook as a stock trades crook and I was lonely that day
The posting was fake about knowing more ways for increasing your wealth
With a statement that read, "I'm making too much money and in need of your help!"
Schemes that were felt by the working class that hated they're lives
Which probably includes you; feel free to email me for some shady advice
Seminars I created supplied an ego boost for the passive
All for just $99.95 and a Starbucks gift card's included with package
A woman named Tina asked for more info and to talk for a moment
I saw her picture and thought I'd give her my little dog in a Trojan
She came to my seminar wearing a dress that's revealing
Sat in the front seat, excited and jumpy, which made her extra appealing
Very flirty, but nothing dirty so I could treasure the feeling
But then somebody from the back starts humming Marvin Gaye 's Sexual Healing
That's how it started, now it's retarded like my mind had collapsed
Inside of my lap and right after that marriage is what I had to ask
Fighting the facts of her being a bitch who's just lying for cash
And every day she wakes me up for work, she reminds me I'm trapped
It's only the first year and all my worst fears have been given a name
And it's Tina, the bitch that's insane within her sinister reign
I do a background check to see if there's any secrets for courts
As I search for any legitimate legal means for divorce
The company investigating Tina sends me a file that was scary
Her real name is Tyler, Mary, who has a husband while we are married
Along with a big family of two boys and a girl
No more confusion for her amusement; I'll be destroying her world
I discover what's been bought with the money she's taken
Because her real name has good credit that the other's been banking
She's purchased two cars, clothes and improvements to a home near the park
I'm sniffing coke from the start, thinking; this'll be where I go after dark
I go and blow up the cars since I've paid for them both
But first, I park them in her garage for my "I HATE YOU"approach
She comes home later that night, saying her mother is sick
Tina/Mary rubs on my dick, while wanting money for this other bullshit
I let her suck me with spit lubricating this attacking of sex
This action is bliss as I skull fuck her for that gagging reflex
Smashed her head against the table while I lounge on my couch
She takes the abuse plus swallows it all; nothing comes out of her mouth
While she shivers with shaking, I answer and give her a maybe
Knowing that this is just faking, but I'll let her finish charading
She ran to the kitchen like crazy and her dinner's amazing
I eat up the food and beat up her cooch without the kisses I'm hating
She goes to the restroom like she's in the best moods to collect my checks like employment
She gets back in bed, I slap the file on her head saying, "THIS RELATIONSHIP HAS BEEN VOIDED"
"YOU ARE A SHITTY ANNOYANCE, I CAN GET RID OF AT LAST
THANKS FOR GIVING SOME ASS, BUT TELL THE OTHER TYLER'S YOU'RE A BITCH WITH NO CASH!
NOW GET OUT MY PAD, PICK OUT YOUR BAGS AND PACK ONLY THE SHIT THAT YOU HAD
YOUR HOUSE EXPLOSION WAS MY PLEASURE AND THE ONLY GIFT YOU CAN HAVE
AND TELL YOUR MOM, SHE CAN TAKE YOUR PLACE; SUCKING MY DICK TO BE GLAD!
THAT'S THE ONLY WAY I'LL PAY THE HOSPITAL BILLS ON HER TAB"
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