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Originally Posted by Neighbor
1. Put on a burgundy bath robe & matching slippers
2. Tell him to meet you at McDonald's & have a chessboard set up at one of the tables when he gets there
3. When he arrives, greet him at the door w/ a bow, look him in the eye & say, "I knew you'd come. Fate has been launched, now we will see just what kind of demon you are... FANCY THIS!" & sit down at the chess table
I think this will sort the whole issue out in a calm & respectful manner
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Also, before your first move scoot your chair back and do the Sharon Stone. Pull back to the table, don't move a piece, and say 'Your move'