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Originally Posted by Diode
son i cant believe that picture is still up
the gravitational force of his hoverhand has permanently lodged this into imgur's servers
all hail the peb |
lookin like he flips his shorts over every time he takes a shit
I have never wanted to punch someone in their only row of teeth so hard
aint seen a jaw that fucked up since Amy Schumer did her Jay Leno impression
this dude's 3rd string goalie on his AAA indoor pogs team.
Has "Flash Stevenson" embroidered on his letterman jacket.
lmao this dude's got a tic-tac for a head
This dude reprogrammed his mom's dildo in VB 3.0
this the type of dude to put the hood up on his Aeropostale sweatshirt
walked in the Panera pride parade as collared greens
this dude collated his foreskin in the library printer
this nigga speaks in all hard vowels and "sorry"s
that hand is not photoshopped in
developed his own system of gender-neutral emoticons
dude moonlights as a fart whisperer
can tell what kinda glue your kid used in his diorama by rubbing his no-place
thinks every girls on her period when theyre all replying w/ ellipsis
began dressing like a bitch and changed his name to Carte Blanche cause his mom told him she wished he was a Miss Carriage
this dude is a faggot