Times New Roman is based on Rawn's handwriting. It would have been called Times New Rawnan except Bill Gates did him dirty over licensing rights. If he types too many words and sentences properly, he violates parole and could go to federal pound-me-in-the-ass prison.
Rawn's spirit animal is Nikola Tesla in a Navy SEALs wetsuit.
His only natural predators in his local ecosystem are double size pickle jars and the first handshake
Rawn's photographic memory produces a developing chemical trail that is hormomally irresistible to females and pre-med TAs
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