Bring you dog to the Vet with her. And once the Vets done weighing your pup be like...
"HAHAHAHAHA! WOULDN'T IT BE FUNNY TO WEIGH OURSELVES? LETS SEE IF THIS DOES HUMANS TO!"
Push her on the scale, kind of stand in her weigh<(that's a play on words. See what I did there??? ;) And before she knows it, her weight will have popped up and then you scream...
"HAHAHAHAHA! BABY! YOU WEIGH 1747594837 LBS!"
She'll feel embarassed, you'll feel empowered and then she knows, you know and now that elephant in the room is her.
Full proof. Got me?
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