[trap.]

Title: "Being Ronald Reagan"


I was a terrible actor & even worse of a president
…The White House’s most cursed of its residents
Never use to stay sober until I was older & skilled
I was the 40th one & the nation was over the hill
Every one of my financial feats had hard core toejam
Take for instance Skylab & the Star Wars program
These days you kids just pass around a blunt (how could that be fun?)
I thought the war on drugs could actually be won…
Guess I was wrong- but tell me if it’s ironic enough
That I’m doped up cause of this Alzheimer’s I got
Ok, I’ll admit… when Nancy’s mad or in a fit
My only wish is that she had her other tit…
My speeches babble & then quit- but I communicated
Not like Walter Mondale… How could you debate it?
I wrote checks taxes couldn’t cash- & you signed on the x
Now I’m mostly responsible for the size of our debt
Ever since Hinkley shot me I’ve been full of deceit
Thank God Secretary Baker took that bullet for me
Now pull up a seat… I’ll be sincere 100%
I’m so old my social security number is ten
Do you suppose the nation did as my staff & I felt
Cause I managed to get an airport named after myself?
It’s the only thing of mine I’ll live to see erected
Be expecting me to brag about being reelected
You wanna act as if, but obviously you’re not me
I’m the one who told you, ‘Always eat your broccoli’
I governmentally rocked the boat, but now I gots to go
I’m late for my embalming with Bushy & Ross Perot

-------------

COLLAB
Title: Ides of March (A sime production)
Featuring: Aloe Vera and E2


sime:

This is for the birds, like the bag lady throws bread
feelin .crumby. til i turned on some Radiohead.
i may be no Dred, but i pledge allegiance to Bob,
kid$ is money hungry today, sweatin Regis`s knob.
best believe this is odd, Forever duck the swarm,
call me a gay Bob Vila as i steady fuck the Norm.
i`m already up-to-warm, write shit with or w/out the bull pen,
hookt Bugz up w/. a few Karrots...this ain`t even the full geM.
i pull ends. stack cash with each line, i preach rhimes.
'explosive on land' even when i don`t 'speak mines..'
this be sime. forgetful? nah these kats just keep frontin,
well, act like you Kno and make a fresh beat or somethin.
my speech is bumpin, insert track for noise pollution,
i-net beef`s a blast (3 years ago), now it annoys this human.
keep employin amusement, while the rest of us laugh at you
only reason i beat Def was to get him to "act c0n-fused"
get quotes often, care less if ya sick, i choke naucious
and i don`t just push the envelope, i bomb the post office
this dope author`s posts one question, Got Weed?
sheeit, i get blazed rockin a blazer in a Blazer with Rasheed.
i make a Na-zi with openeyez, don`t ever hope to try,
the quotes are fly from E2, and Aloe`s posts are wise.
the mOs despised - i define smart and rhime with heart,
this hiphopdrunkie is the patron St. Ides of March.
the flyness is just a start... we`ll be doper next hour
pMp`s 'swish' in this game, balla`s who stay 'Net Prowlers.'

E2:

PmP is what I'm proud to be, so keep on looking out for me
While I creep up like outbreaks of foot and mouth disease
Drunk as fuck, metabolism slowing down like our economy
But after a couple bottles y'all don't correspond to me
The world is in high school, and everyone's keeping their ass shut
While I'm showing upperclassmen love like George Bush's tax cut
As for critics, I don't listen to those- French kissing a goat
My rhythm is suicide cause I'm never missing a note
Plus I can leave behind the war and even redefine the norm
Y'all must be selling high grade, cause we've seen your kind before
And you're only retarded cause thinking is harder to do
But don't take it personally, the world's just smarter than you
Life is an arranged marriage, we're all pre-paired to die
I'm strangling y'all like Caesars without an heir supply
I'm only for the ladies- so yeah, my dick is sexist
Pussy is cereal since I always eat Trix for breakfast
Opponents? Shit, I'll laugh at 'em again; half of 'em are gimp
Just sittin' trying to think of an acronym for PmP
And I know all about that cause it happened to me once
Who knows how many people I've met just asking to be one
So if y'all don't like my way of expressing my conscience
Please call 1-800 FUCK YOU for questions or comments
Now and then I live a little bit, though not frivolously rich
I can really make y'all look shittier than kitty litter gets

AloeVera:

Aloes up in this just to slaughter these wack granuals,
Fuck wine, I get Mighty and turn water to Jack Daniels,
Why run? You know i`ma confront ya Oedipus complex,
Breakin out, Can`t be 'taken out', I`m ahead of the context,
A regular bomb-threat, A kid who makes a sport of Resin,
I got the 'will to be' of a wilderbeest, I Phorce the legend,
Of course with Evan, Sime, And the rest of the pMp`z,
With the game more on lock than police evidence is,
Hesitant kids get stuck up, Fucked up in slow-motion,
Crumbs buy stocks in Jergens but never own the lotion,
I`m prone to smokin, But you`ll never see me go up in it,
In a world of option & choice our skills are still coveted,
Take your fill and spill under it, Leave the plains grazed,
You wanna 'see-sick'? Go take a ride on my 'brain-waves',
And name ways Aloe could leave ya with a folded chin,
Aloe gets in heads like when you smoke and hold it in,
Supposed to be molded in a norm, Guess what happened,
I fed change quarters, Sacked up, And then started rappin,
Took a Bizzare Ride to the Phar Cyde, Bashin the sky,
On average im high but Mary Jane keeps Passin Me By,
Rapidly tie loose ends, Oh, and i`d like to canibal nsync,
In with win streaks, We pMp`z think with animal instincs,
Calico brings heat, And thats along with Evan and Sime,
Set your clocks forward early cuz we`re ahead of our time..