Title: "Being OJ Simpson"
In '94, I was taking drugs; shit, I was even making some
Right after the third installment of the Naked Gun
Then came summer- the worst time of my life
I became an alcoholic with a curse known as my wife
We used to be in love when the back rubs were amazing
Then I thought of a use for those black gloves she gave me
…I just got home & it must've been god's omen
To put a stronghold on Nichole & Ron Goldman
Creeping up the steps… inside I felt despising
Then I came out & slit 'em with my Heisman,
The NFL prepared me well for wrenching heads
I cut em up so bad they'd be better dispensing Pez
Nearly decapitated, drenched in each other's crimson
That's what happens when you cease to love a Simpson
I thought I got away with murder but the cops never did
They wanted to question me so I got up & left the kids
Called up Al Cowlings, made him drive my white Bronco
Held a gun to my head in the backseat- I'm gonzo
I just wanted a fan base, something to hold the masses
…"We Love OJ" on signs hung from overpasses
My problems stem from the brain, I'm tempting my fate
I figured it was time to go back to my Brentwood estate
Where my lawyers were expensive & definitely crazy
…Al Shapiro, Johnny Cochran, F Lee Bailey
The jury was to be nothing more than impartial sharks
Who preferred their grandstanding to Marsha Clark's
You knew I was a sane assailant but afraid to say it
Lance Ito knew I hated Marc Fuhrman & Kato Kalan
But as soon as they said 'Not guilty', I was already drunk
That night I threw a huge drug orgy & called everyone
With all the obstacles overcome, I've had to be a hurdler
But I wonder if my kids know their daddy is a murderer
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Title: :Wrong Left Turn:
Wrong Left Turn
i'm unsung like the janitor... hauling off the waste
but hung like a calendar... i've always got a date
mathematically, its not like i'm passing your physics
or sticking mistletoe up my ass so you'll kiss it
think i'm nasty? well you haven't seen me with diarrhea
& youd've never thought i do it with the seat up
but Calamity Jane chain gangbangs & so what
i don't wanna be an adult when i grown up
Sho-Nuff, like Leroy's antagonist- Last Dragon is i
in the style of Bobby Knight, i bandstand on the side
then count to 100 faster than a C-note drops
i keep it locked down tighter than casino slots
you see those cops? i own em... but i owe em thirty bucks
anyone turns to puddy when you show em dirty sluts
my language is a mouthfull, accentuating vowels
use a double negative only when it sounds cool
i snuck into the movies though i knew some sucked
but i saw The Hitchhikers- it was two thumbs up
providing comfort to the paranoid suburbanites
cause nothing could prepare a boy to hurt a life
like Antiproevanistics, it never was a complex term
i came from where Bugs Bunny made the wrong left turn.
stop.
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