WHY SHARK WEEK IS WORTH THE HYPE
sharkzilla would kill a t rex in A SINGLE FUCKING BITE! DO YOU UNDERSTAND WHAT 6 INCH TEETH ARE CAPABLE OF? DID YOU KNOW SHARKS TEETH ARE GROWN ON FUCKING WHEEL OF DEATH, CONSTANTLY CIRCULATING, BREAKING OFF, AND REGROWING?! THE MEGALODON AKA SHARKZILLA GROW TO LIKE 90 DAMN FEET LONG OR SOMETHING AND MYTHBUSTERS BUILT A REPLICA JUST FOR SHARK WEEK?
Fuck the disbelievers, this is some serious shit and it deservers all the hype it gets so shut the fuck up and quietly enter the bandwagon.
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