If i die in a drunk driving accident itll be on christmas day and ill be driving a mac truck thru ur living room to run ur spic cracker family down right as ur whore mother passes u a present wrapped in the funny papers cuz u guys r poor human garbage and the 16 wheels will mush her wretchid head into cockroach soup. Then when we get to the afterlife ill fucking knife fuck her a hundred times while i sing tiny dancer into an empty paper towel roll as a megahorn.
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Originally Posted by DMS
My dad once had like 4 beers at a family reunion, and drove us home better than my mom usually drives.
Not saying being drunk doesn’t mess up you reasoning. I’m turning 20 soon so I haven’t had a drink ever.
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