(-The Greatest Hits-)
Joe Metts Vs. Immac
Dear whore,
You look like a horse
mixed with a sloth
I doubt your a lady
i doubt your a boss
Genocide Vs. Defiant
dude after this battle, you'll be a fragment, no one'll remember this gay
n we'l only remember genocide, cause this battle dropped on holocaust memorial day
Hush Vs. Gr8 Genitalia
this newb is totally out of his element, far as wack goes ur the worst case
u can't go back to basics when ur style never moved passed it in the 1st place
Pure Energy Vs. Neighbor
GOW gave me a bye here.. ain't a threat & ya can't hurt me
You're fuckin trash, so I'm jus rubbin Purell's in w/out even gettin my hands dirty
Swerve Vs Boredom
Your alias' don't amuse me at all and I just saw you speaking so can it,
I could go through Alphabet backwards with such ease, I'd pass any drunk test on the planet.
Boredom Vs. Swerve
u beefing w/ strik is a stupid move when not one of ya lines mean
keep joking bout bleach, after he bodied u he used some to clean up the crime scene
Trill Clinton Vs. Rayge
^thats bitten!! but i also fucked ur girl doggystyle in my crib at nine
forget crazy positions in simpson's intro, i gave her better flips than u did dat line
Ill-Nik Vs. Utmost
Don’t give a fuck if u an alias u still getting clowned cuzz
So if u try & weasel ur way to bein worth something… its just material to make mink coats out of
Camp Bell Vs. Knux
In discussion u were dyin for info, u know i'm godly dude
But I havent seen a Bitch Move like that since I was watched a Pilates group
Strikta Vs NS Nancy
We got 1 thing in common, altho I don't get pounded from an abuser
Both needed the extension, but u get the cord from dad & grounded from the computer
|Interview With Split Eight|
SiK
Yo yo im here with the infamously Roasted/Best Roaster and avid calculas problem solver Split Eight. Whats good Split?
Split.Eight
nothin much my dude... graphing things in ten dimensions and all that
SiK
ROFL....I have no idea wtf your talking about but it sounds boring as fuck!..Anyways hows battling coming along for you?
Split.Eight
Pretty good so far, been doing some topical battles in the BA and might sign into the league once it gets going, we'll see
SiK
Alright good glad you stickin around. How do you feel about makin the move to AOB and what its become so far?
Split.Eight
maan it's been half and half.. its dope to actually have a active admin, but i miss the roasts and the tons of activity... im sure we'll get there soon esp once leagues get going. also NCG Purp skin or die
SiK
Haha Im fuckin with that yellow nothings better tbh..Alright so since the move is there a new head or someone in general you just cant fucking stand?
Split.Eight
this dude rothschild seems bitter as fuck about something.. but nah im pretty much chill with everyone in general. Minus biters.
SiK
Yo on the real fuck Roth....Pretty sure its Seyance being a faggot but whats new. So who do you see on the site you feel has grown as a battler and has the best potential
Split.Eight
well I think that bleak's been doing well for himself lately.. took a match against Defiant in the BA and has a pic battle against Orc i hope they both show for, he also had a couple good hits n the cypher. who has the most potential, I'm honestly not sure... got an eye on Rayge tho
SiK
Word, Rayge is a force to be rekoned with these days for sure. This is goina be my second time facing him this week actually. How do you see that battle going and who do you think will have the best battle this week in B2B
Split.Eight
haha word. I can honestly see it going either way, I thought rayge absolutely bodied Trill ass Clinton and Meth was actually trying so that was a tough win for you... but i feel like Rayge has a lot more personals to work with havin only like 2 posts so he might win w/ that advantage. we'll see. And I think Defiant vs. Hush is going to be dope, just a gut feeling, Hush'll sleep on Def
SiK
Word Hush is one of my favorites on the site and Defiant definetly has his moments. Since that time you got Roasted tho youve been handing out ROFLZ left and right. Whats the key to this?
Split.Eight
haha i dunno.. just jumping in roasts helps hone roflzskillz, think of something that you'd get punched in the teeth for saying to their face and then say it. also, don't be bleak
SiK
Lmao there can only be one Bleak/Dia/Immac/DG etc. Alright man well youve had your couple minutes of fame, what do you got to say to the masses? and shout outs?
Split.Eight
yo I was born famous and ill die famous. I SAY shout outs to Genocide to keeping the OM running smooth, GOW for maintaining a site perfectly even tho he's got typing skills that'd make cerebral palsy victims feel accomplished, to Sik for a dope mag, to Dia idk he's still 70% faggot but i gotta hack a PS2 maybs he could help me and closing words lets pls roast someone soon.
7hrowback Ba77le
Kungfu Grip
okay stop. i surrender. this is a slight catastrophe.
Hops gonna destroy my streak.. if he keeps writin' like THAT for me.
there was your shine, but that racist shit had me panickin' loud
i said 'finish a battle for me' not 'make your Grand Dragon proud'
puttin words in my mouth ain't nothing to meddle with dude
if your playin nazi. i'm Anne Frank. find me writin on a higher level than you.
faggot. i fathered your style. stop those wasted, nothing rhymes
dude followed in my footsteps. & ended up on his face a hundred times.
we both from RL. difference is you ain't stick it vicious, guy
only way i'd call you chum.. is when i'm baitin' bigger fish to fry.
Kempo wasn't lyin. you love my steez you worthless slouch
dude caught the vapours. and i swore i Febreezed his girlfriend's couch.
sorry to break it to you homie. but i've been pluggin' her often.
& i'ma loosen her bra straps while they tighten the ones under your coffin.
stop. nobody's buyin' it. what you're sellin' is awful fool.
& it'll come off more awkward than Merc & Corey's post-LMS rendezvous
you need another outlet than this. cuz your flowin' is shoddy
i need an outlet as well. to plug in this skillsaw & dispose of your body.
i'ma Schwarzenegger this round. this geek'll get canned, yo
Hops'll drop trash, then get killed, like the first scene in Commando.
i'm the best in the game. it's been clear in the last era.
honestly, you're like 50 tiers down. one's gonna smear your mascara.
you're no contest. so quit the wack shit that you're comin' with man
when i blast you out the semis.. hopefully you hit someone in your fam
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vs
properHops
This is over tonite, G, you aint beat nobody like me
shit, your biggest win yet was not getting exposed for recycling
I'll put your bones in a nice sling, ya aint stressin me, ock
You been burnt out for so long the tire marks stretchin 3 blocks
Please dog, text money aint keepin your bread tight
you stay in the Locash area more than MC Gusto and Dead Mike
I'm the best aight, your girls a whore, make up job is lousy
I'd say give her a wet nap, but she's already dreaming about me
You got a giant head, dont act like no body knows
I'll throw a cross to your jaw like I couldn't fit the chain over your dome
didn't think you could be more gay, but look what this whore say
that rehashed material makes McDonalds breakfast look like gourmet
you beat NOBODY to get here,, and you toiled with that
Dog, that aint body building, so stop asking me to oil your back
I'll straight murder this fag, somebody call the cops yall
You couldnt see a chick put-out watching the world series of softball
Man, the bills aint nothin to me, while you struggle for eats to bite
for you, the upper crust of society is goin through my garbage on pizza night
I keep shit tight, so don't front like you hustle women..
when you've seen a Kurtis Blow more times than Russel Simmons
I got lines for days, and I rap with many rhymes
breath control's impeccable, like how I can get you to stop at any time
youre beat, what can I say? I just bring more heat
you need a new avenue in life, cause bums are gettin locked up on your street