i didnt watch these vids but if i had endless money i would buy an NFL team and jerry jones that shit. meaning i'd be way too involved when i really shouldnt be because i didnt go through the RIGORS of coaching
i would also purchase women outright and give them dope rooms. let them do whatever they want
i would purchase one of the chef's off hells kitchen who didnt win but can cook like a motherfucker
i would buy a 200 ft yacht with a fishing boat that can be launched off of it. i would go wherever i want whenever i want.
i would buy lebron james. i'd just throw as much at him as possible and get him to play TE or WR on my football team and he would dominate
i would buy some weed growing niggas and always have the best on deck
i would buy a damn brewery and turn the planet into alcoholics
i'd throw jessica biel a few bucks to sit on my lap when i get depressed
i would buy a helicopter and pay someone to rig it too a remote controller so i could fly it into the side of a cliff and watch it explode
i would buy mercenaries and ex military and create an elite fighting force and take over ohio. it would be renamed JAMESTATE and i would name myself emperor. no one would kill me because i would personally talk to every person in my populace. it would take like 3 months probably to have 5 minute conversations with everyone but they can all say they know me. there would be a babylonian court justice where basically its dont break the law or its death. none of my citizens would want for anything
then i'd probably die from old age and fucking to much
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