Captain Planet's Final Bender...
2:30 A:M Captain planet’s apartment
“
Fuck this life.” I thought as I fired up my second to last smoke,
Roaches skeeted on my carpet, signifying my life’s a joke.
I had just finished fapping to Al Gore after googling “weather war”
I Laughed as I thought “what did I ever want this world to be better for?”
The dim light reflected a picture of the kids in a cracked frame,
Stopped returning my calls years ago, this caused to enact shame....
I grabbed a hand full of the pain pills and washed ‘em down with whiskey
It wasn’t that I missed life, it was somehow life had missed me
Peeling paint on dirty walls, no work was ever done to improve it,
Eyes grew teary as I contemplated “Man, where did I lose it?”
I was a force for justice; I was feared of all environmental evil doers,
Used pills to cope with the pressure but always in control of my maneuvers
One day I took too many and let lose a hurricane against the northern continent,
The government arrested me and I cried like my tear ducts had grown incontinent
They used my powers as the basis for HAARP….then labeled me a terrorist...
The kids threw their rings at my feet Kwami had said:
“You embarrass us!”
I was without my powers, I was without my friends, I was without a purpose
I drifted through the streets and I remembered making children’s parents nervous
“That was 15 years ago….” I thought as I swallowed more pills and shot gunned drink
It seemed that mixture was finally causing me to be able to clearly think….
3:33 A:M Captain planet’s apartment’s front porch
The tears wouldn’t stop. I cried out to GOD: “ I am sorry I took those drugs! I am sorry I killed those people!”
All that replied was the voice inside: “
you killed those people because you were always evil!”
“You were an Illuminati pawn! You paved the way for our weather modification, you wretched blue skinned freak!”
At this point I was unsure if I was still awake or fast asleep……
4:15 A:M Captain Planet’s – front yard
I had no tears left to cry, I was naked in the grass rolling around shivering
Spilling the last of the whiskey, had a revolver in my other hand, blithering
The lights were going on, the lights were going off
The voice was laughing, I dreaded the words the voice would talk..
“the kids only care about their cell phones, they give a fuck about nature!”
“and I hope you know the icecaps are fucked, they are just one giant glacier!”
“you whole mission in life is a pile of shit, look at your haircut, you’re a failure!”
“put that gun into your mouth, pull the trigger….weak bitch! Do yourself a favor!”
I stood up as best I could and realized that voice was right
I was no good, and no one cared…I Had truly lost tje fight
I put the revolver into my mouth and as the coroner report would indicate I did cower
I looked to the sky and my final words goodbye were:
“I’ve got the power.”
Fin.
