Trapped in delirious outcome, bound to a chair and harassed
bad jokes are uttered and I'm expected to laugh, I have...
to use the restroom dear entertainer, no need to explain sir
just give me the directions and I will conclude without anger
continue the babbling to that attractive mannequin hat rack again
I digress...pardon my step it's your fault for your establishment
never had I had such disgust deep within my minds depth...
time crept closer to the end so my excuse was to hold my breath
but leaving too soon would blow my cover in first impressions
the further we press it will only cause for the burst intestines
I just need a second..is there someone to call for this emergency
the nerve of me.. thinking I was the sly one slipping through perfectly
and as the steps came closer, my heartbeat got faster, head started sweatin'
and as the knocks on the door stirred my mind back into realities setting...
I could not believe that for the rest of this evening...
my girl has got me eating with vegans
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