I'm a fire breathing dragon, but you gotta read the caption
I'm fire, literally breathing dragons.
Weed and acid? Please, I'm freakin' spastic.
I scream obscenely, laughing at people streaming pass me.
I'm mean, I beat my caddy. Batty. I'm out the ballpark.
I tied him to the bumper and dragged him behind the golf cart.
You're Hallmark. Cliche and stupid. Brainless doofus
caged by blueprints of ancient humans.
I'm a phaseless/moving clay, I'm lucid.
Insane. Assuming you're ways are prudent, or "sane"?... I'm puking.
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