Before I drop dem punches, congratulations on your underhanded hof induction
I mean, you're still the boss of nothing but now it's almost like the life you've lost was all for something
But hey, you got away with it yet still you're soft as baby shit
Ladies say your cock is way too thin but that baby dicks the greatest trait your papa gave you, bitch
Not talkin Bilbo baggins mortgage turning Bags worth to Bags End since this hobbits nothin
Every time you author something, proves that you're half a man and that's apparent but your father wasn't
So since his dads gone and he lacks cock hes banging a fat broad he still can't impress
With her flatulant asshole he can't hold the splat long enough for her to get her pants off, so gassed HE'S gotta catch her breath
So when they plan on havin tantra Bags'll bust before he damps her lips
And after crappy sex she demands he left so Bags has seen more out-doors then camping trips
And while the topics chicks, hes honestly got somethin to say
Says hes fucking 10's which is legit cause he's discussing their age
You Concrete Goblins are closet knucks, synonymous with cocks and cum
He's like "My God, we're goners, FUCK, they on to us!!" Was awkward cause while talkin he was fondling the Munsters nuts...
It's obvious by talking honest facts I'm bagging Bags like Saxx boxers...
And since this fat slob took the walk of shame into the hall of fame I'd say that that's karma
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