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Originally Posted by Darth Yoda
telll her u think shes neat and then blush.
tell her ull show her da world lolz
be like hang on tight bbyz 8-)
then go so fast in ur car lmao shel be like whoa bagz slow down................................ ........ ......
ur like lmao i was jk then GO FAST AGAIN LMAO shes like bagz.......... whoaaaaaaa hahaha
then like downshift if u dont have stick ur gay but its ok just petend to downshift....
get to a bar, and make jokes bout how ppl lame dere....
ake sure to build rapport with the bartender or waiter.... shell be impressed @ how witti u r like damn dis dude is so...0o0o0 kewl lol ....
make sure to flex everytime a big guy walks by, order something for her, somethings strong with rum in it, prob 1 of the mixed drinks, slupr urs down like w hore.
get readyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!
then yeah dont do gay sidehugs at bar on stool....faggot..if u do that....wow jk you're not a faggot. ive been so rude latly............ then just break the glass on her head and be like ooh shes passed out! hahahaha bouncer like SHE GOTTA GO DUDE! take her out be like "i got her dont worry guys" then just tickle her whyile shes asleep lmao shell be passed out but her body will sense it ..but cant do nothing, shell wake up with her stomach hurt....then shut her eyelids like a dead corpse and say 'good night sweet princess' then drive home really fast its funny cuz her body will move around cause no seatbelt and shemight hit her head. when she wakes up she'll be so embarrassed.
lol
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LMAO crying in the office with laughter...
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Dominate don't think I aint see your post fam, I aint duckin, what bitch you reppin brah, my ideas have the results nahameen