reviews
philly vs karpis
I think karpis showed no signs of rust here and literally had every bar hit while i think philly may of underestimated him a little and gave up the W . karpis takes the win
mets vs karaoke
after a shitload of trash talk karaoke kind of under performed here, I expected him to bring a real harsh verse and he ended up just being ok while joe really stepped up to the plate and delivered his best verse of the tourney and takes the W
beyond vs allen knight
I think this battle was dope as fuck, I think it was better then the votes showed but bey came with straight fire and i can see why people thought he pulled off the w and he won
dominate vs strikta
match of the week and possibly the tourney, this was ridiculously close i had to close it with one vote up because its goten more votes then any other battle in the sc, with that being said both battlers gave a retardedly nice showing, i wish neither had to lose and they could both advance, but they cant and strikta came thru with the w in a really dope match
Top 10 Punches
10. Karaoke (vs. Joe Metts)
I learned from Breaking Bad how to get rid of bodies with a clean dispersal
So when I'm done with u, there won't be any bones left like a KFC commercial
9. Alvin Karpis (vs. Philly)
Layin there jeans soaked weak broke w/ a soft guy complexion
He committed a party foul that deserved a flagrant 2 and bob knight ejection
8. Allen Knight (vs. Beyond)
i go down south for vacation, chillin in the sun fool
wen he goes down south means kentuckys of dope in his ass to be a drug mule
7. Beyond (vs. Allen Knight)
My 1-2 punch is hailed as the baddest, u can tell that I'm majesty.
While you got the kind of Signature Combo that borders on Pyro levels of faggotry.
6. Dominate (vs. Strikta)
Fuck ur Australia punches. You’ll rant for hours when u lose w/ them wack bars
& that Wallaby waaaay bigger than any creature you’d find in my backyard
5. Philly (vs. Alvin Karpis)
You won SC 4 by bitchin & swayin, not because your clever. Fuck that
If someone said u should take 5...they meant a break - but really hope u'll never come back
4. Joe Metts (vs. Karaoke)
someone plz tell me these legends he's eaten? im sooo over this 'black' bitch
idk who the fluctuate but i know all your verses do that between mediocre and wack shit
3. Allen Knight (vs. Beyond)
got plenty of options to merk u wit, u dont wanna fight coward
its either blow u up or burry u after i choose between a laker rocket like dwight howard
2. Alvin Karpis (vs. Philly)
This kids a pawn, yea you had your run but that shit is gone
Now you’re running on fumes… in a garage, windows up with the engine on
1. Strikta (vs. Dominate)
Ya lady sports thongs & push up bras hikin' her titties up
She loves when I pull da string to da side then get off, like it's a city bus
Previews
Joe Metts vs. Strikta
When this entire thing started I did not expect eigher to represent their section of the bracket. Reasons being that Joe Metts never stays motivated enough and usually no shows like the 2nd or 3rd battle into a tournament if he even focuses and stays interested that long. For Strikta, I've always said he's dope and is top tier when he wants to be. And guess what, your boy Meth was right again.. I said he'd beat Dom. Ya boy Meth was right again. But the reason I didn't expect Strikta to get this far is that he gets lazy, just like Joe and drops something that just isn't up to his usual level of writing. And he's finally changing that, he's learning textual responsibility and I credit that to homeboy Strikta having a child. No more cat shit muffin like verses, he's grown up right before our eyes. Anyway, this is going to be fire, both should come motivated and if they don't I will redirect their accounts to fucking gay ballerina porn or some shit. This battle means a lot to both of these dudes text careers. If Metts were to win this and go on to win the tourney it would re establish him as one of the best textcees in the last 10 years, and no one could give him the "what have you done for me lately spiel". Plus maybe he'll be crowned NBL champ and get HoF on some Calefaction shit. For the homie Timmy Constrikta, it could FINALLY establish him as top tier and he could be a legitimate thread in every single tournament he enters from the rest of his Text career. I don't know, Strikta's style is so unique that it is usually hit or miss for the voters. Some may love it and some may hate it but that just comes with the territory of having a different execution strategy. Joe Metts has some of the freshest concepts always, and he never fails to have a heavy hitter or four in his verses. I'd say that Metts has the edge, but we saw last round that doesn;t mean shit against Strikta. This is hopefully gonna be fire, I hope they go like 20 or more.
Metts 55/45
Beyond vs. Alvin Karpis
Cyclops vs. Block Head. These two have battled more times that Paris Hilton's been called a dirty fucking lunatic whore. The last time I know for a fact they battled was back at NC 1.0 in a Swag and Flow Tournament champ match. But I do believe they've battled since and I fucking know they battled 899 times before that as well. Karpis is the defending Summer Classic champion after beating God of War in the finals last summer. Beyond has never made it this far in a Classic I do believe but he's won his fair share of tournaments and battles over fellow top tier competition. Just like the last battle this means a lot for these 2 dudes text legacies. For Beyond, he copuld finally get over the hump, beat Karpis, go on beat Metts or Strikta and win the biggest tournament of the year confirming his Hall of Fame status.It's not going to be easy though. For Alvin however, if he becomes not only the first person to win 2 Summer Classics, but also does it in back to back fucking years than he is Hall of Fame, no doubt about it, I will make his Hall of Fame thread myself I don't give a fuck. Cale was in for 1 SC, Karp would definitely be in for 2. Anyway, I'm getting off topic. Karpis became the only person to ever beat Philly on Netcees last week. And it didn't even seem like one of his best verses. Beyond beat Allen Knight in a bit of a back and forth battle. It's going to be interesting to see who wins this one. Alvin Karpis specializes in hard hitting heavy punches but sometimes lacks consistency through out. Beyond however, is technically sound as fuck and is always consistent. I think since these dudes have battled so many times consistency will indeed be the key for the winner in this one, and if you look at what I just said that gives the edge to Bey. HOWEVER, PLOT TWIST. Beyond has never been able to seal the deal in a big tournament besides Fall Brawl, but he did that by no show (Although he did beat Blue Bayou in a 50 line battle in the semis but whatever) And Karpis has proven that he can in fact do just that. So because of that I call the battle...
Fucking toss up 50/50
The Inner Workings of a Meth Head
Yo.
I'm Meth, a lot of you know me by my other names like ginger faggot, etc.
Welcome to the inner workings of my mind, Meth Head.
WTF @ the lack of quality modding from everyone even myself the Get's shit done guy
WTF @ the trial of Rawnold MacDonyall aka Gregory Chrystal
WTF @ him doing hard time for stealing a leaf blower
WTF @ the uprisding of the men and women of the NCPD
WTF @ so many people wanting him out of jail
WTF @ so many wtf's about Rawn
WTF @ strik pulling the huge upset over Dom
WTF @ everyone now on his bandwagon
WTF @ Atomic losing a pink slip and refusing to leave
WTF @ abortion face
WTF @ Bags going on a date w/ Alvin Karpis' ex girlfriend
WTF @ chocolate milk being delicious as fuck
WTF @ Dom calling Blue an impostor
WTF @ Aero cosigning
WTF @ 4 no shows 1st round of the NBL playoffs
WTF @ Pent up in general
WTF @ seriously Bags and the indian
WTF @ Text karma
WTF @ the rise in Hilarious Alias'
WTF @ the rise in gay Alias as well
WTF @ how terrible of an actor Vin Diesel is
WTF @ me loving the Fast and furious film series regardless
WTF @ Sharp, Split, and my records being like 35 wins over 500. Who would've thought
WTF @ Defiant being an admin and not being around since like June?
WTF @ Bags, and Orc no showing in the classic
WTF @ Bags and Orc no showing the 1-2 playoffs
WTF @ this is way to many WTF's
aight thats all we really got i mean there is only 4 battlers left and tbh I cant tell wtf is going to happen or who is going to win, any of the remiaining battlers can pull this off, i cant wait to see how it goes, goodluck to everyone in it and show up with fire