HARRY, YOU MUST DEFEAT SLYTHERIN
Vile creatures they are...unworthy of the Gryffindor sword and coat of arms. Take a transformation potion with you and follow the evil, decrepit Slytherin known as Bagsworth Bently into the dungeons. When his beard grows to the disgusting shaggy length of 1/17th asian penis length, you are to avada kadavra him immediately...
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