[Mrs. McDawnold]

I was sleepin on the love seat when rawn came home with a leaf blower. He told me her name was Lyla and that they went to school together. They went into his room up in the attic and I made a bowl of campbells chicken noodle. On sale at the walmart for a doller a can. I heard somethin come from up above an yelled at him to keep it down. The ruckus continued an I bust open that little shits door to see him puttin his pecker in the young thing. I pulled him off an he struck me like his father use ta. I passed out on account of the tar I had done out of the soup cans lid 5 minutes before an woke up to an empty home.