The Trial of Rawnold McDawnold the Shark Whisperer
HEAR YE HEAR YE!
COURT IS IN ORDER
PLEASE STAND
YOU ARE CHARGED WITH THE FOLLOWING....
- OPERATION OF A STOLEN LEAF BLOWER IN A DOMESTIC DWELLING
- SEXUAL ASSAULT OF A LEAF BLOWER
- USING A STOLEN AIR COMPRESSOR TO FILL THE TIRES OF YOUR 91 CIVIC TO ESCAPE THE DANGEROUS GRASP OF A 12 YEAR OLD GOOD SAMARITAN
- LYING UNDER OATH
- BREAKING THE SOUND BARRIER VIA OPENING A PRINGLES CAN
- RESISTING CITIZEN ARREST
- ILLEGAL HAIRLINE
- SIDESHOWBOB UPDOO WITHOUT CONSENT OF COPYRIGHT HOLDER
THE PROSECUTION WILL BRING UP ANY FURTHER CHARGES
PLEASE BE SEATED FOR OPENING STATEMENTS
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