The Rawn M.D. FACT Thread
 

Inspired by @God Of War

FACTS only please

I have it on good accord from a reputable source that Rawn built the hospital he was born in.

Rawn also gave birth the idea of ideas.

Rawn wrote the twilight series, and the 3rd harry potter book, on his farm in Georgia. He raises alpacas.

sharks registered on netcees and posted pictures of themselves swimming with Rawn

Was the state prosecutor in his own trial

Rawn produced the Shook Ones Pt. 2 instrumental on the back of a three-headed dragon.

Won Season 1 of Hell's Kitchen by scrambling a single egg.

Created sound architectural plans to build the tallest structure on earth. The missing piece was $100 Craftsman leaf blower.

Currently working on his MBA in Doctor.

Had to quit IBM due to the fact he knew more than Watson.

Due to International Arm Wrestling Hand Size Regulation 3.11.7 he is relegated to the Bantamweight Division. He has a sterling 49-0 record, although the division consists mostly of 8 year olds and indigents.

Gone.

single-handedly choreographed the DG booty clap. Then he founded WSHH.

dying

lmfao classic thread

Times New Roman is based on Rawn's handwriting. It would have been called Times New Rawnan except Bill Gates did him dirty over licensing rights. If he types too many words and sentences properly, he violates parole and could go to federal pound-me-in-the-ass prison.

Rawn's spirit animal is Nikola Tesla in a Navy SEALs wetsuit.

His only natural predators in his local ecosystem are double size pickle jars and the first handshake

Rawn's photographic memory produces a developing chemical trail that is hormomally irresistible to females and pre-med TAs

It would have been called Times New Rawnan except Bill Gates did him dirty over licensing rights.

dfw;odsfjlfdsjkldsfkljdfsfds holy shit

Holds the guiness book record for worlds smallest shadow puppet show.

Played Bach's overture on the world's smallest violin, but had to improvise and play it as an upright bass

The next in the line of Succession to the loveseat at his Family's thanksgiving get together.