Happy Birthday Broke Lesnar
 

Hbd fuckface

hbd broke

@BROKE LESNAR

Have a good one bro

Happy bday bruh

Thanks guys. Needless to say I'll be incapacitated all weekend.

What's your vice, broke? Drinking drugs or a combo of both? Better yet maybe neither! Hope it's a good day nonetheless and you gets lots of gifts

Dark lager. Porter and Stout. Preferably Porter. Will be drinking Dieselpunk and Speakeasy Payback Porter all weekend to celebrate.

How's the Dieselpunk taste? Tbh I've only drank the standard beers; Bublight coorslight etc. I turn 21 December & I'm excited to be able to go out and explore different taste in beer.

Dieselpunk Porter is amazing. I try out different IPA's and if I find one I enjoy I'll drink it until it's time to move on to the next. I haven't moved on from Dieselpunk Porter yet lol.

Just don't get caught up with that crowd who will buy a 30 pack of Keystones or Natural Light bc it's cheaper and swear by how great they taste. Go for the more filling stuff. Even if it's pricier. You can either drink to get drunk or get drunk drinking without recognizing it.

Or PBR. But I refuse to drink them, they are indeed bottom of the totem pole for me. That's like.. No just no. You get what you pay for so obvy priced beer means its better (in some cases) so yes, I won't lol

And I like those, watch a movie/tv/games and drink beer & when you finally stand up and take that first step it's like "oh shit I'm buzzin"

Happy b-day man! Hope you'll get just as shitfaced as I'll be! :)

hbd, even if its belated.... HBD 4EVA!

OK IM NOT GOING TO LIE

ive been doing alot of fkn drugs lately

Like not alot quantity

But a variety

pls indulge further

Fkn Ambien, Lorazepam (anti anxiety) and Norcos

I dont take them habitually. .itd just this last wk or so ive been fkn goooooone

Like I dnt remember wtf I said on here yesterday

All I rmbr is the want to kill bags tbph

Oh and cake postrd sumthin funny about mr but I dnt remember wtf about

if you push past ambien sleep i heard you start to hallucinate? not sure.

what did u do hit the jackpot behind grandmas mirror?

Im not at anyones house.

Im in the middle of the gulf of Mexico.

I dont feel like divulging too much..lets just say..im on my way to work.

And during the long wait..EVERY1 gets fkn fucccked up

No weed coz coast guard. Simple poss=federal

Old men with script s tho

Money to blow

Bored

Result

Fkn drug induced stupor

Btw ambien is fkn crazy...I was watchin vids yesterday on phone..n the shit wss like 3d imax lol

i forgot you were actually doing something with your life, congrats