Would you rather be forever itchy or forever hiccuping
 

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Strange query

But one I can definitively answer.

Forever itchy.

I fucking hate the hiccups with a passion. I get em rly bad and the home remedies dnt work. (Water..hold breath)

Startling me does though

Iono why that is either

lol my little gurl has a card game like this.

shit like..would you rather have a nose for an ass or an ass for a nose...shits fun when your plastered drunk...

forever itchy...scratching feels good as fuck. specially when its deep in the ball crevasse

itchy, at least we can scratch the itches until they become bloody and then apply neosporin. With the hickups... you can't do shit to sooth it.

you could put a dick in your mouth?

Hiccups just because I doubt being able get a girl while scratching yourself like a junkie.

Itchy because it kind of feels like your being tickled by some super weak invisible person. Make me feel less lonely.

or yours.

OOOOOOOhhhhhhhhhhHHHHHHHH, pwned.

Fucking tags loool

id say crabs but u dont get pussy faggot.

Oh hunny the only thing your two inch nightmare stops its my depression, never fails to make me laugh.

failias

Can't you find something else to do, to make you LOL?

You wish

How bout u forever stfu, ya lame ass bitch.

Hey strikta how about u scratch deez nuts you piece of dirt

Corny ass nigga.

U are absolutely the worst, dude. Lol

Yeah dude

Sick dude

Cowabunga dude

Lets go to the gloryhole dude

My gf cheated on me dude

Anyone got $13.50 dude?

Duuuuuuuuuude

Ghostride the segway