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There’s a remote flash from my television set
and the screen grows black the very second that it ends.
The message that it sent wasn’t simply misconstrued
because everything it said at the beginning – it was true!
It was as if they knew who masquerades beneath the mask
in offering an interlude for me to stray the beaten path.
I could take the decent stance and face up to my problems,
or embrace the reapers hand and have my troubles forgotten.
So I juggle the options while under duress
before coming to stop on the number for Death!
Fumbling the headset, tears blinding my eyes,
i’ve rung them and said that I’d like to apply.
The guy on the line sounds all too happy to greet me
“Good morning, Life After Life,”. I imagine him beaming.
The formalities seemingly out of the way
we’re back to the reason for my pronouncement today.
“And now then, your name?”, I inhale and then sigh,
…and out of cowardice say the name of my wife.