Wholy Fuck.
 

why do girls take sooo fucking long to get ready?

sooooo fucking annoying.. waiting to go out. i showered/shaved and got dressed in under 15 mins easy.... i've played at least 5 rounds off ffa bops2 and have had time to come on here, talk shit to bags and get an ext for write league or whaterver the fck.. she's still not ready.

WTF... explain this.

She gettin dat dick on da side nigguh

nah she got my dick before we jumped in the shower tho.

next.

girl why you never ready?
for as long as you took better look like Halle Berry
or Beyawwwwwwnsayyyyy
Shit then we gettin' married - Jay

aha ^ true @Aero

she always looks fine as fuck when we finally walk out the door.

Embarrassment?

She doesnt wanna go out with you and is planning an elaborate scheme in which she jumps out the window moves to Canada and changes her number. Youre getting friendzoned. Thats the only logical answer

Here is a tip: she wants you to notice all the attention to detail and how pretty she is....i recommend a gearfelt compliment or three.

She's already in Canada tho.

lmao, exactly @Meth .. not to mention in my bedroom, getting ready.

any not virgin ass nerds w/ real experience with females to thread for an opinion?

@Orc could you kindly answer the OP and why you take so long to get dressed plz?

Hahaha so long

She must be retarded.... or coked up.

cuz bitches are mad self conscious & think theyre ugly no matter what. so they take long as shit gettin ready so they can attract the most eyes & compliments possible to make themselves feel better that night. yup

To answer op my girl doesn't take that long IMO.

Maybe she does and I just don't realize it/an used to it tho.