bb n certain n pancake
 

about 2 weeks ago we met up, but by proxy,

pancake was on the road or doing something weird becaus hes trying to live life or something gay?
certain had work in the area, and i was travelling right after mustachia surgery after i beat her. jk

we met up at a bohemian bar and at first it was awkward but they got used to seeing lil bb talk and walk

i was life of the party, but den it got weird, we had a few drinks in us and then started going CRAZY AS FUCK. certain waslike i bet I CAN GET THAT GIRLS NUMBER, CALL HER UP 19 SECONDS AFTER I GET IT AND HAVE HER SUCK ALL OUR DICKS EVEN URS, LIL BB

we were like wtf? really? anyway this has been kept hush hush because we not tryna seem gay even thou were really gay

so then he goes over to girl and whsipers some shit in her ear and she gives it to him on th espot....15 seconds pass and hes with us....4...3..2.....he calls her

She picks up. he goes

see lil bb and el pancake?

she goes yeah

he goes. bathroom. now. peen suck. all 3

she goes wtf?! laughing and certain got MAD GAME and he not even that fat? maybe a lil chubb in his butt but thats it cause he jouranlist and dont stand up...pancake super muscley..big muscles so sexy kiss him all over fuck his butt with saliva and eat his butt muscles

anyway

we go to the bathroom like wtf one..then pancake walked in on certain and it became orgy? in bohemian bar bathroom? bb didnt know wha twas going on,thought girl serial killer? walk in and DOUBLE PENetration and certain writing shakespearian quotes on wall going craze i said certain whadafucka!!!! u doing!! den i fucka join! she had mad holes! im like how many holes u got bitch? and pancake takes another shot of vodka, straight.

jk obviously i exaggerated but we did meet up bang lots of girl. mustachia was mad but w.e she idiyote

it was gr8 party and he didnt want us to say anything cause it seem gay...but we knew bags was in area ? or certain did since he knows everything??


FUCKING BAGS.CAME.OUT.

idk when it was, maybe a month ago?? BAGATON BAGATRONTIC AND CERTAINSTACHIO AND ELPANCAKIO 4 AMIGOPS TROTTING THE U ESS OF AY AND FUCKA GOING CRZY LIL BB SO EXCITE!! LIKE BORAT!!

I sed suppa bagatratchio and he like suppa lil bb...u bb? kinda adorb!! i said yeh :)

anyway, this was the day after the night with pancake and certain orgy

it was everybodys last day near the area where we were at...so we call baggachio meet up...and bags and pancake got INTO A FIGHT...drunk...legit no joke..ask them

fucking brawl outside of bar bb had to break up certain was so scared like lil bitch! and it was over something dumb like pancake got mad that bagskept calling pancake "panny boy" and i guess he emasculated him infront of super hot supermodel girl? anyway good fight 9/10 round. anyway thats why they hadnt communicate on forums recently....but im here to say guys..break it up. we are friends. th4 4 amigops....rep circle.....i want this 2 end...apologize...now


i love you ugys

so much i love you ugys!! so fucking much i love certain i would fuck pan and bags beard cozy fuck his beardichio too.....bb love ...bb in love <3 bb da bb.

now ksis and make upio

BB da BB to human translation: About two weeks ago, me, certain and pancake met up. We were in the area and decided, why not? Everybody had free time and we were literally driving distance away from each other.

After everybody agreed, we met up at a bohemian bar. It was weird getting to know each other at first, but when certain made a gay joke everything smoothed out because I think we're all pretty gay.

It got crazy, we started one upping each other, and then we got into a VIP area where certain started telling us stories about something. Then we took shots and got free shots. So by the time we started getting relaxed we were already a bit inebriated. Certain then bragged that he could get the hottest girl at the bars number. We bet him 20 bucks each that he couldn't do it and he took it. He went up to the girl and whispered something in her ear, she laughed and look confused then she took his phone and he put a thumbs up behind his back to assure us that he scored, easily. He came back and literally half a minute later he called her, ....WHILE IN THE BAR. He told her to look up in the VIP section and he waved. His exact words, "these are my friends, pan and baby, you think they're cool?" She said yes, or something. And Certain said, meet us in the VIP bathroom in about a minute or so and she nodded and agreed! Certain went in first, and told us to wait a bit. After awhile we kinda forgot he was in there? So pancake went in and checked....I was outside alone getting motherfucking BODIED. Then after 5 minutes I went in to check. VIP empty except for the lit corner. I go and pancake and certain straight up MOLLYWHOPPING THE FUCK out of this bitch. Straight up like walking in on your parents DOING IT. So then, I said fuck it, and joined. IT was the gayest most surreal bro moment ever. After that we did so many other things and our confidence was at an ALL TIME HIGH. IT was pretty insane and I thought I was dreaming at first but then I woke up and mustachia was yelling at me, so I knew it was real. Anyway, we knew bags lived in the area?

Atleast certain did, because he knows everything and checks IP. And hes talked about it before.

We got into contact with bags. Bags complied and thought we were joking. A day later it was the 4 of us, me, certain, pancake, bags at a fucking lounge midnight. Bags had a burger king watch on. Anyway, after awhile we did some CRAZY ASS BRO SHIT. And after that we hit a few spots and after we went insane with females, outside of a bar a fight broke loose.

Saw bouncers bouncing and shit I WAS LIKE OH SHIT, I look to my side and certain is in his phone looking up some crazy geek journalist data about the 1998 refuge of socialist beanie bags or something idk.

It was BAGS AND PANCAKE, STRAIGHT UP FIGHTING, DUKING IT OUT, BLACKCAKE, BAGGACIO BAGATRON, DUKING IT OUT, HARDCORE.

Pan lifted fucking bags in the air and threw him against the wall clumsily, and bags came back wtih some crazy AHHHHHHHHHH SPARTAAAAAA move and got pancake by his stomach or something. I came and broke it up cause the bouncers weren't doing much. They were mad at each other even through our bro moment.

They still are mad, and I'm here to tell them to apologize to each other.

@El Pancake @Bags @Certain

this true story, i swear!!

BB da BB to human translation: About two weeks ago, me, certain and pancake met up. We were in the area and decided, why not? Everybody had free time and we were literally driving distance away from each other.

After everybody agreed, we met up at a bohemian bar. It was weird getting to know each other at first, but when certain made a gay joke everything smoothed out because I think we're all pretty gay.

It got crazy, we started one upping each other, and then we got into a VIP area where certain started telling us stories about something. Then we took shots and got free shots. So by the time we started getting relaxed we were already a bit inebriated. Certain then bragged that he could get the hottest girl at the bars number. We bet him 20 bucks each that he couldn't do it and he took it. He went up to the girl and whispered something in her ear, she laughed and look confused then she took his phone and he put a thumbs up behind his back to assure us that he scored, easily. He came back and literally half a minute later he called her, ....WHILE IN THE BAR. He told her to look up in the VIP section and he waved. His exact words, "these are my friends, pan and baby, you think they're cool?" She said yes, or something. And Certain said, meet us in the VIP bathroom in about a minute or so and she nodded and agreed! Certain went in first, and told us to wait a bit. After awhile we kinda forgot he was in there? So pancake went in and checked....I was outside alone getting motherfucking BODIED. Then after 5 minutes I went in to check. VIP empty except for the lit corner. I go and pancake and certain straight up MOLLYWHOPPING THE FUCK out of this bitch. Straight up like walking in on your parents DOING IT. So then, I said fuck it, and joined. IT was the gayest most surreal bro moment ever. After that we did so many other things and our confidence was at an ALL TIME HIGH. IT was pretty insane and I thought I was dreaming at first but then I woke up and mustachia was yelling at me, so I knew it was real. Anyway, we knew bags lived in the area?

Atleast certain did, because he knows everything and checks IP. And hes talked about it before.

We got into contact with bags. Bags complied and thought we were joking. A day later it was the 4 of us, me, certain, pancake, bags at a fucking lounge midnight. Bags had a burger king watch on. Anyway, after awhile we did some CRAZY ASS BRO SHIT. And after that we hit a few spots and after we went insane with females, outside of a bar a fight broke loose.

Saw bouncers bouncing and shit I WAS LIKE OH SHIT, I look to my side and certain is in his phone looking up some crazy geek journalist data about the 1998 refuge of socialist beanie bags or something idk.

It was BAGS AND PANCAKE, STRAIGHT UP FIGHTING, DUKING IT OUT, BLACKCAKE, BAGGACIO BAGATRON, DUKING IT OUT, HARDCORE.

Pan lifted fucking bags in the air and threw him against the wall clumsily, and bags came back wtih some crazy AHHHHHHHHHH SPARTAAAAAA move and got pancake by his stomach or something. I came and broke it up cause the bouncers weren't doing much. They were mad at each other even through our bro moment.

They still are mad, and I'm here to tell them to apologize to each other.

I know its awkward but we need to get through this for the better of the board and the better of friendship.



BB SAD

@REAL LIFE to verify accuracy.

LIAR! LIAR! LIAR! LOG OFF. STOP FANTASIZING ABOUT ME AND RETURN TO ME.

This is real shit.

Will be back in morning to fill in the details that bb da bb likely was blacked out thru.

Bb how did they allow you into a bar

You must have mad connections

Props

I hope certain and bags are okay :/

I'm fine. The Beanie Babies were not.

Smh

Dis is not real.

Naw

bb u neg me? damn.

legit real, i have pictures of us 4 that a bartender took

It's true. Don't post it yet, though. Wait until Bags explains the whole night.

did pancake cook you all breakfast the following morning?

and did certain remember her name after he woke up?

V certain

is this worth reading? Probably so.... BB posted it...

Shut up.