BROKE LESNAR |
09-09-2014 02:17 AM |
I'm convinced Lush One is the Eric Bischoff of battle rap
ever since he partnered with this new billionaire for the Fresh Coast promotion he has been on some really weird, lavish shit. Cassidy gets 250k for one battle, hologram battling being the "next big thing" lmao I mean seriously does anybody think hey you know what the next evolution of battle rap is going to be? fucking holograms. we can do holographic battles to help with overseas visas and actually watch niggas battle in person that aren't there in person and we can have holographic battles like in volcanoes and on deserted islands and shit
whenever theres a punchline we can do holographic images of the reference like just imagine if illmaculate used a hattori hanzo line and then you see a holographic image of a hattori hanzo blade slicing a nigga head off
wtf..only thing Lush needs to worry ab is having a really nice looking setting exclusive to his league, expensive camera equipment, and great marketing..next he's going to have fireworks, entrance theme music, a fog machine, nitro girls and a spanish announce table sitting right next to him
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