So I got my foria today
 

It's THC infused coconut oil for boning, gets you high while you fuck and supposedly gives you 15 minute orgasms. I'll let you guys know how it is, I'm pretty stoked.

is that the one for women to put on their vag?

read an article on vice about it.

Yup. Thinking about spraying it straight into my butt also. Pseudo suppository status.

Gone . 15 mins tho, that's intense

This seems like a terrible idea tbh

a 15 minute orgasm?

No no no...too long oats.

This sounds incredible tho...did not know such a thing was in existence.

i dont want a 15 minute orgasm
for the ladies tho...

I'll take a 15 minute orgasm.

stick your dick in a glory hole, maybe dude will have some foria for you

Got a feeling u'd give just about anything to be on the other side, bud.

in which strikta fantasized about diode blowing him

you a squiggly dude

k we discuss something more important than glory holes

which is how and where I can procure this magical artifact OP

Pussy nigga u the one who can't get off my nuts to save ur life.

Reassess urself, faggotbox.

sounds ridiculous to me.

regular ol' sex has worked perfectly fine for thousands of years. i'm old fashioned.

swallow a nut up and shut the fuck up

pillow bitin ass meth addict

stop sucking dick for rocks

Fifteen minutes? You're gonna shit, piss, vomit and cum in that time frame.

YO

this is amazing and i would have to turn it to EVIL USES

could you imagine bagging some religious broad or just some blind weirdo who still thinks weed is bad in 2014, just smothering your dick in this secretly and fucking her

even if the 15 minute orgasm isnt real, just the fact she got high off the DICK THO

and she doesnt know its weed. just a dicking

she'd probably think you were a wizard and be your slave for life

also anyone who thought he meant the 15 minute orgasm was for a dude is a weirdo

what are you picturing just cumming like a whole bathtub of jizz nonstop

i don't fucking ORGASM

I DROP LOADS

SPURT SPURT spurt AND IM OUT