The Roast of Cristian
 

be gentle

http://i.imgur.com/Ngo7bFC.jpg

Dudes head looks like a lacrosse stick

Been a DRAG QUEEN so long he stopped moving

got ballons on his dick

o lawwwwwwwd...

stare so gay it warps time

Nigga got DSL, but not the internet connection/
Thass Dick Sucking Lips you need internal protection
@REAL LIFE

lol

this cant be life

i refuse

believe it brother...believe.

Who the fuck is that? Lol

14 y/o puerto rican "I'm just hitting puberty, fuck me" eyes with xoxox and lots of heartszz loll !! <3

That's cris he be on all the dull boy bwahahaha big baby accounts intermittently, don't he look gay bro?

lol

Looks like someone photoshopped his face onto the back of vin diesels head

I don't mean to pry but big baby (me) posts on all the accounts. they do have separate entities. I have posted on all account but primarily this is my own. Also manhattan. cristian (pic) is bwhaha. (name I have posted on) but continue.

Either those lips are covered in lipstick or their swollen from sucking too much dick

Either way it's faggot status

everything about that guy's face makes me uncomfortable. somebody get this faggot a luchador mask with no mouth-hole please

The question is.....how did he get that cold sore?

Look like Tim mcveigh if he was a Pokemon