Is it morally OK to speak to a loved one while concealing a boner under your waistband?
 

I become over conscientious of it and try to like, hunch over a bit so that there's more of a space between my cock and the shirt. Otherwise, they might see the outline?

But then they usually say stupid shit like, "why are you hunched over?"

Fuck you mom, if you don't let me go back to masturbating, I'm at serious risk for urethra blockage. You become more susceptible to it when your parents don't FUCKIN cut your tip at birth. All I have on my hands is extra maintenence, an ugly dick, and jizz.

So yes, I think it is.

The answer is yes.



I had this mastered as a teenager...I could go in to stealth boner mode at any time.

Stealth Boner mode.....done

Can you look your mom in the eyes with blood pumpin through your weiner?

I can. And I have.

My mom doesnt have eyes.

I gotta admit Witty. That turns me on.

Me too.

WOW...

Im hoping yall live in a house with single parents

... Why?

gone @ stealth boner

i like this thread

Nemean I am dangerously close to negging you.

I want to neg him because I can't pronounce his name

Haha

i also did this whenever your mom is speaking to me

before i hand her the money, anyway

Teehee^

this whole thread makes me want to neg humanity.

This thread made my day better. I'm not sure if that is a testament to how shitty my day has been or just how good this thread is.

is that a pez dispenser or are u just happy to see me lookin ass nigga

Literally almost pissed m pants.


Lmao.



This is best thread of the week.


Stealth boner execution is an absolute art.

Couldn't help smiling wen i read this,,,,, SNAP