Sup
 

How you doing, new here

I'm doing alright, kinda feel tricked by this chick tho'. ''Seen'', fuck that shit. She better reply after our conversation yesterday. Then again, I don't remember jackshit from yesterday so I might have said some insulting stuff towards her, oh well.

Welcome to NC's tho'.

Fuck this guy, let's talk about Objective.

I hope she replies, were you drunk?

"seen"?

She probably just bugging out because you were eating with your mouth open, then again you did tell Jennifer you would be home by 7 and you were late dawg... so IDK

Thanks

Very, we talked about stupid shit, poetry, books and made plans that I'd teach her how to play chess since she seemed surprised that a guy like me could know an intellectuals game. She didn't smoke weed with us tho'. But ye, that's why I'm bummed about this, I've yet to date a decent looking nerd before. After she left I licked some chicks eyeball. My friend did it first and he kept talking about how fucking smooth it was, I realized no-one would be up for that for the rest of my life and under any other circumstances it would be creepy and disgusting as fuck to ask about so I went for it. It's disgusting, but I just couldn't let the opportunity go away. He was right tho', shit was surprisingly smooth. I'm still kind of disgusted about the fact that I did it but it was worth it.

Facebook. You send a message and if people have opened your message it says ''seen''. She's read it, but didn't reply. I expect/hope she replies later tho'.

chess to eyeball licking is an escalation

It was a different girl I did that shit on, but the girl I was getting along with left before that happened.

when she finds out that you are into retinas how do you think she will feel?

I think she'll feel inclined to beg to me to lick her eyeball. Nah, on the real, I don't know. Hopefully she'll be like me if I was in her situation and give zero fucks as long as the person don't ask to taste the mirror to my soul.

Well if she doesn't reply i suggest turning up at her house, demanding to taste the mirror of her soul whilst wearing sourced duplicates of the clothing she wore on your first meeting as a good alternative to obtaining her full attention.

She replied. I replied to dt hat reply. Now I'm drunk as fuck, I she's again ''seen'' it but haven't replied. I got some people like that going backn''forth (I think it's omstly for show and nothing serious besisdes just fooling around), ubt I think this one is cute so I hope I can get something going.

Fucks it, too drunk to type to be honest.