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DexLabb 08-07-2014 07:04 PM

the return of a god
 
Ouhhhhhhhhhhhh ,, i think i know who banned me
the same dude that probably ate his own family
self entitled somewhat, anti social buttplug,
imm'a leave a mark on ur forehead NO HARRY POTTER

pewww, shot em while he watchin the View
textin' a group of 11 Dudes like "who gave me that bruiseee ;)"
n' if u still think hes straight then ur mainly confused,
that computer desk in ur closet don't make it a room,
BOY

i wanna talk about you BOY. i wanna cock it and
BOOM BOY. oouuuu BOY. yeahhhh, u know i DO BOY,
suckin' on my cylinder like scuba, or, unborn buddah or,
ur bootyhole be wider than a tubaaaaaa,

Doom--da --dooom brah. put a hamster up ur ass
umbrella in ur ass, open up a orange juilius in ur ass
fly a 747 thru ur ass, blame 911 on ur ass, michoal moore
in ur ass, michael j fox in ur ass havin a SPAZ ATTACK

ASS SLAP.

BREH.

Zen 08-07-2014 07:11 PM

I actually laughed at this.

DexLabb 08-07-2014 09:45 PM

http://liveactionnews.org/wp-content...01/theview.jpg

@gay mod

fuck this WHOLE thread u can get more smashed in it,
im the doc BOY,tell me what u see in this rorschach image????

Half Wit It 08-08-2014 12:12 AM

Lmao

DexLabb 08-08-2014 12:31 PM

http://thereaganwing.files.wordpress...2/targeted.jpg

Show urself coward,ill sever ur head BITCH
Got that red dot on ur face like i got predator weapons!!!!!

CLICK-CLACK

Free 08-08-2014 01:17 PM

"n' if u still think hes straight then ur mainly confused,
that computer desk in ur closet don't make it a room"

I know its a joke post but i liked that line, the rest came off corny

Split 08-08-2014 01:25 PM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DOhKw3smf6Q

[00:16.3320]

Uhhhhhhhh girl, u know i had to,
girl uhhh huh yea I had to, yea, girl,
Poured the champreezy. topped the tank-

YEEZY
(W0w)

pop the top like Fancy Feast and
Don't u stop, hands and knees
(my homie Drake in the bakcground: YOU PUSSY BITCH)
(We're friends Irl we're cool like the real drake k)

WOAH. 50 shades on my shower curtain.
kaleidoscope. 50 shades on my shower curtain.
thighs open. now we're dirty. off to the stu' w/ HOVA.
Hove beach. Grand theft automotív, Italian leather
on Königs, roll it out like autobots, skatin on Pirellis
lower than any snowboard that Reggie skiied or OTTO BOUGHT

UGH
yea my fam know
I'm already famous & people like me on facebook

I can't een sell out cos I drop something new every MINUTE

GIRLLLLL


Hook 3x

Yeah, WOAH. daaaawg, we the only ones
doin it like how the fuck u provin it,
DAAWWWWG (woah)

Hook 9x
So much realer than these fake hos
Hella broke, all bout those singles tho
if u cop my text only album I'll suk ya dik
ya hours up, 15 min & I'm movin in,
16 I was poor as shit, now I bed more hos
Than a Mormon pimp in a leather sport coat
drinking 4lokos, and I measure wins
in Gigavotes, slingin hella qtr O's off my neighbors skiff,
throwin up semaphore code for YMCMB cause I'm fakin it

uhhhhhhh

hook2x uhhhh hook uhhh
I'm yung & quick, first out w/ the latest tech
with a dirt shower u resemble Drake 420' baked w/ a bacon neck

yea u dress bad
forensics say I'm clean but my killas know

out in DEXLABBBBBBBB


Hook 12x
Chorus 3x
Hook 5x
Hook 10x

Fig 08-08-2014 01:28 PM

IMA WRITE THIS LIKE HOW I WOULD RAP IT IF I WAS RAPPING IT BUT I'M NOT SO FUCK

Split 08-08-2014 01:33 PM

(Woah) ohhhhhhhhh hook 4x girl u know I had to ohhhhhhh hhhhhhh hhhh

DexLabb 08-08-2014 02:00 PM

Damn that 50 shades line was hot. now i need a christian grey shower curtain that shit would be hilarious

DexLabb 08-08-2014 02:02 PM

LETS KEEP IT UP, WHATS NEXT?

Geno 08-08-2014 03:00 PM

homo

DexLabb 08-08-2014 03:05 PM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DOhKw3smf6Q#t=113

Lets get it then..

do the,
Whoopie Goldburg, n' swing ur dreads low
shake that ass for me see how far that pussy go
Id fuck Madonna. I'd probably fuck carly rae
Id fuck alot of girls that wouldnt give me the time of day

now i got em' watchin me. Ouuuuuu watchin me'
what u want more? baby, my watch or my plane?
See me flying round the globe with amelia airhart
golden locks and loves rough anal sex ALOT.

dawg, feedin' my scared heart with fearless poetry
Lot of u here wanna roll on me, but nobody - could
do it like this, in a black suit in my dorm room
writing gentlemenly lines mannn they callin' me Drake

titty havin ass bitches mannn their probably fakes
no pussy been doin' bitches ,dicks dryer than shake
i dont fry em i bake, put your head on my plate
put that napkin on my leg and eat yall FACE,, LOOK

ouuuuuh and this is for them
Facebbok PLAYAS
put ur hands up one time
for the Facebook PLAYAS
pokin bitches from time to time...

yeah, time to time...


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