So just found out my kid's goldfish died last night
 

Thinking about all the memories we shared is sad as fuck now knowing I'll never see him again. Nicest fish I've ever met and too good for this world.

R.I.P. Goldie, you will forever be missed.

@Swerve, please find a news article about this tragedy.

FUCK YOU FOR DISRESPECTING THE DEAD.

UR A LAME.

rip.

dead.

Damn, that's touching.

@Mike Wrecka's daughter, get some closure.

loling irl certain boarding high, very rare

RIP Goldie

whats sad is this is actually more believable simply because of who made the threads lol

Certains humor is always on point but idk feels like it's coming from a robot

all those memories of feeding him?

I've never been good at consolidation, but due to the short memory span of the fish all it ever knew about life before it died was that it was in pain and dying. Sorry about your loss man.

you know how some hoodrat muslim kid ransacked my car for all my quarters?

well, i needed to do laundry yesterday.

i drove to the gas station.

withdrew $20

bought a 0 cal powerade (sponsorship)

asked the 3/10 cashierista to give me $5 in quarters

she bert-stared me and said 'we don't have that much'

'r u srs?'

she says yes.

i give her the death stare.

'sorry. wish i could help'

i walk out without reply, holding a powerade (sponsorhip) i didn't even fucking want.

the struggle is real.

damn mike i can't tell you how saddened i am to hear this i mean its almost like beyonds friend dying but alot worse

thanks guys. I knew I could count on my online friends to help me get through this difficult time.

I just hope I didn't steal beyond's thunder or piss on his parade or anything



goldie's remains will be sent to jupiter

Was it you or Genocide whose kid's grandmother got rolled over?

Answer

Yep. Just got back from Goldie's viigil, his fam was there, too. Other fish and even a cat just visiting from out of town. My daughter was taking care of him and he just was at the wrong place at the wrong time. She parked around the corner and put the masks on as she walked up. Kicked the door down and didn't even step inside, just yelled from the entrance. After she left, I went in and tried to feed him and saw him floating. I have tears in my eyes as I type this and could barely hold it together at the vigil a little while ago. This world is filled with monsters and a few angels swim among them.

Some just happened to go home to that big fish bowl in the sky last night.