Ate five bagels w/ cream cheese today.
 

i forget which kind. something & cinnamon. toasted brown, the philly cream cheese in the container not the wrapped cardboard contained type. not all at one time, one with my scrambled eggs and protein shake for breakfast, one as a stand alone snack, one with the brats for dinner because fuck you, one with another brat, and one just now because im drunk.

fuck i love bagels.

They are the fuel of winners

^ lol

http://www.yelp.com/biz/absolute-bagels-new-york

^^^ that's my go to location. Been making bagels that instantly get my dick wet since I was a wee lad. Family from Thailand or some shit making banging bagels all day. *busts big ass fucking nut* yeah i'm getting one tomorrow mmmmmmm

^^^ every sub 5 star comment on that page is posted by a raging menopausal dyke or flaming faggot. There is sometimes a line no lie halfway down the block out this motherfucker

I like the onion bagels w/ cream cheese.

Shit's Godlike.

I like when ppl choke on em and die

Try it

Haha God damn bro.

Pancake shoulda never talked shit

We have a shop here called mainly bagels

The pizza bagels are to die for

Einstein Bros Bagels

Everything bagel from Dunkin Donuts w/ cream cheese, bacon, egg & cheese

Thank me later

Dunkin Donuts is nasty.

A toasted onion bagel with cream cheese sounds good righht now tho @Strikta

The fuck is wrong with your mouth?

I dont eat donuts cause they're extremely unhealthy and last time i tried there breakfast shit it was greasy as fuck

Fag

bro this is wat i get but no cream cheese

My bad fatass

I wish I had the patience to make things like this. My breakfast is just coffee and cigarettes. And anything I eat during the day is either fast food or junk food.

I'm still in good shape though for someone who never exercises and eats the worst food possible. It must be a gift. I'm aware I will die a slow and painful death. I'm ok with it.

Lol try again

You can eat what you want as long as you work hard to maintain your health.