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Karaoke vs. Joe Metts {Joe Metts wins}
The Summer Classic V The Premier Text Battling Tournament @Mets @Karaoke Rules Due Dates:
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in... 12... ready... Bye... |
Might go more if i drop first.
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^ now you can tell everyone gow wrote one of my lines and have an excuse for losing n idk who trained u to battle but he was the absolute wackest of sensei's we only compare you to res and frac cause you've pretended to be black for a decade someone plz tell me these legends he's eaten? im sooo over this 'black' bitch idk who the fluctuate but i know all your verses do that between mediocre and wack shit get outta trayvon martins thighs or no lie, ima fully lunge ur head on the floor u only on trays dick cuz whenever u eat lunch, a bully strolls by n one ends up on yours see, im original while every member of the board is fathering his game cuz he's copied so much from discussions itd put ANY courts stenographer to shame n the way u hopped on cashs dick wasn't quite fair and believe me it worsens cuz me robbin cash wasn't reality, its just a nightmare u have about us meeting in person pussy. |
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He's about to get this work, we clearly we don't make the same wage Beat the shit out of him, so when I “T" off of Mets, it has nothing to do with a name change Your punches don't carry lots of sting, come to my hood and the shots'll ring Doesn't matter if u run, I'm clapping behind u like the trailer for “The Conjuring" I learned from Breaking Bad how to get rid of bodies with a clean dispersal So when I'm done with u, there won't be any bones left like a KFC commercial U may have started Dohpe but against the others u could never compare U've been trying to force feed it to us so long, u'd think we were Mos Def in the chair Cash was right, lose some weight and the fat jokes'll get sent into retirement How'd u get into a university when to graduate from hs phys ed is a requirement? You go on aim to get help with your lines, the jig's done All that goes to show u don't have a creative bone in your body, just big ones Bye... |
hahaha.... Metts murdered him.
No explanation needed.. My vote won't count anyway. mvgt: Joe M. |
I dnot nead help. yuo cnat baet me, if he thniks he ken this dood is boozing
^ now you can tell everyone gow wrote one of my lines and have an excuse for losing this was silly and a risk but I dig it n idk who trained u to battle but he was the absolute wackest of sensei's we only compare you to res and frac cause you've pretended to be black for a decade hmm, I believe his black.. punch itself was aiiiight but been done before someone plz tell me these legends he's eaten? im sooo over this 'black' bitch idk who the fluctuate but i know all your verses do that between mediocre and wack shit what is a fluck? is it the black variation of fuck..? ehhh I cant roll with this.. needs better setup get outta trayvon martins thighs or no lie, ima fully lunge ur head on the floor u only on trays dick cuz whenever u eat lunch, a bully strolls by n one ends up on yours ehh not a great trayvon flip see, im original while every member of the board is fathering his game cuz he's copied so much from discussions itd put ANY courts stenographer to shame lol... I dig it n the way u hopped on cashs dick wasn't quite fair and believe me it worsens cuz me robbin cash wasn't reality, its just a nightmare u have about us meeting in person coo personal, basic He's about to get this work, we clearly we don't make the same wage Beat the shit out of him, so when I “T" off of Mets, it has nothing to do with a name change coolish, not big on these type of letter punches Your punches don't carry lots of sting, come to my hood and the shots'll ring Doesn't matter if u run, I'm clapping behind u like the trailer for “The Conjuring" I saw the trailer the connection isn't strong I learned from Breaking Bad how to get rid of bodies with a clean dispersal So when I'm done with u, there won't be any bones left like a KFC commercial aww man, there have been a lot of these done recently U may have started Dohpe but against the others u could never compare U've been trying to force feed it to us so long, u'd think we were Mos Def in the chair this seems lazy, I expected there to be a punch on mos def but this was too predicable Cash was right, lose some weight and the fat jokes'll get sent into retirement How'd u get into a university when to graduate from hs phys ed is a requirement? nah kinda basic You go on aim to get help with your lines, the jig's done All that goes to show u don't have a creative bone in your body, just big ones great concept but didn't like the execution this was a cool straightforward battle. I think Kar came a bit lazy in this one. Mets had some cool lines.. MVGT Mets |
Metts
I dnot nead help. yuo cnat baet me, if he thniks he ken this dood is boozing ^ now you can tell everyone gow wrote one of my lines and have an excuse for losing someone plz tell me these legends he's eaten? im sooo over this 'black' bitch idk who the fluctuate but i know all your verses do that between mediocre and wack shit see, im original while every member of the board is fathering his game cuz he's copied so much from discussions itd put ANY courts stenographer to shame Kar Your punches don't carry lots of sting, come to my hood and the shots'll ring Doesn't matter if u run, I'm clapping behind u like the trailer for “The Conjuring" Metts that opener was sick....real nice flip and my LOTB...wasn't feeling the second bar because of the rhyme, kinda off to me. overall a real solid verse only thing I wasn't feelin at all was that second bar. Kar...I don't know what happened here...I get the opener...but it was mangled so bad it didn't hit....the Conjuring I liked, decent punch there...the rest seemed rushed maybe?...I hope it was at least...just seemed too simple and predictable... V/Metts |
Phone vote so no quotes.
Mets had the opener, tray on, and stenographer with no glaring misses. A consistent verse with some highlights. Karaoke had KFC and t off, and big ones was a good concept but he didn't do anything clever with it. Metts with more highlights and more consistency. V/mets |
I dnot nead help. yuo cnat baet me, if he thniks he ken this dood is boozing
^ now you can tell everyone gow wrote one of my lines and have an excuse for losing n idk who trained u to battle but he was the absolute wackest of sensei's we only compare you to res and frac cause you've pretended to be black for a decade someone plz tell me these legends he's eaten? im sooo over this 'black' bitch idk who the fluctuate but i know all your verses do that between mediocre and wack shit see, im original while every member of the board is fathering his game cuz he's copied so much from discussions itd put ANY courts stenographer to shame opener was a nice statementish personal. res n frac is a good personal. fluctuate is kind of forced but people do say fluck so it works and I liked it. stenographer was dope. closer was eh. vs He's about to get this work, we clearly we don't make the same wage Beat the shit out of him, so when I “T" off of Mets, it has nothing to do with a name change Your punches don't carry lots of sting, come to my hood and the shots'll ring Doesn't matter if u run, I'm clapping behind u like the trailer for “The Conjuring" I learned from Breaking Bad how to get rid of bodies with a clean dispersal So when I'm done with u, there won't be any bones left like a KFC commercial You go on aim to get help with your lines, the jig's done All that goes to show u don't have a creative bone in your body, just big ones opener was a cool personal, two commerical ones were cool. closer was nice. the other two were bland. mad close, i thought metts hit harder though so slight edge to him v/metts |
Kar
Shouldve been...T off ON metts....not OF Im gonna t off.of.him............no That was prolly ur best miss. The rest was like turning my tv on..... Mos def was.ok big bone was the best line u had Mets I liked all of mets lines cept the dick on tray thing an robbed cash(too easy) Everything else was eother creative or harsh. Pretend to be blacl was ill & that fluctuate shit was swagged.out. opener also was amusing. This is prolly the best verse i seen from koe in a while. Either he took more time to write this then usual.or hes shakin off sum.ring rust? Regardless Karaoke got hammered. V joe |
I dnot nead help. yuo cnat baet me, if he thniks he ken this dood is boozing
^ now you can tell everyone gow wrote one of my lines and have an excuse for losing n idk who trained u to battle but he was the absolute wackest of sensei's we only compare you to res and frac cause you've pretended to be black for a decade someone plz tell me these legends he's eaten? im sooo over this 'black' bitch idk who the fluctuate but i know all your verses do that between mediocre and wack shit see, im original while every member of the board is fathering his game cuz he's copied so much from discussions itd put ANY courts stenographer to shame tray line was ehhhhh and robbing cash was too simple/obvious, otherwise verse was solid. I liked the opener & fluctuate the best, other two I quoted were cool vs Your punches don't carry lots of sting, come to my hood and the shots'll ring Doesn't matter if u run, I'm clapping behind u like the trailer for “The Conjuring Cash was right, lose some weight and the fat jokes'll get sent into retirement How'd u get into a university when to graduate from hs phys ed is a requirement? You go on aim to get help with your lines, the jig's done All that goes to show u don't have a creative bone in your body, just big ones Closer was the best, creative concept. Conjuring was cool, phys ed is cool as a double personal... opener was ehhh would have worked better if removing the t made a word that was a diss. Other two the wp was too simple to not have a very creative flip with it. Decent verse but far from your best IMO Joe won. More quoteables and the verse just had more harshness overall v/ Joe |
opener, res/frac, discussions
vs opener, kfc that kfc line was fire, it's closer than what votes show, i feel kar just didn't bring his usual and joe started off with a nice opener and stayed consistent. close battle though v/joe |
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