Gamble vs. Big Baby [big baby wins via 3-0 shutout]
 

Topic - Why You Take it in the Ass.
12 lines
Due ? Later on?
Regular rules @big baby

Stipulations -

If I win you get banned ten days everytime u disrespect me or insult me

You win, I change my user title to big baby's bitch for 6 months

No votes from Pancake diode certain, witty or Allen knight

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just post first so i know how good i have to write

http://netcees.co/showthread.php?t=80643
http://netcees.co/showthread.php?t=84452

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Why big baby takes it in the ass

U could never stand being behind, no wonder this kid isn't felt
As for the question at hand? Lets fact it guys, Big was always so into himself.
This faggot just loves dick, the sight of him now is disgusting
I would address the man behind the curtain... But the curtain seems to b clouding his judgment.
He could b 3 hundred pounds, I'm still style'n on this lazy fucking clown
No wonder hes avoiding the vagina.. we noticed this the day we saw Baby coming out.
This faggot trait from hims often, He has no drive to escape from the coffin.
Dudes in the back, baby in the front... Ntm he's violating the safety precautions.
This fag knows, not to address me when I'm in attack mode
Baby got back, and told him Sir.. Mix alot of that semen in my asshole.

i take it in the ass, yup, get raped while wearing handcuffs
maybe it's the way I make a man grunt, while I kiss the base of where they dandruff
few call me a wise ass, make em masturbate, squirt/release
babys' butt is bueno! then flatulate perfectly to interrupt a gay joke
big baby's butt is the subject & predicate of every sentence w/ sex appeal
one shake when I bend & kneel could convince a universal executive to get me a record deal
think I won't? You bet your ASS I WILL. Why I do I take in the ass, foreal?
cus I'm trying to start a rectum version of Advil, called AdASSavil
i'm mr. cutesy, w/ a slippery butter booty. Gamble, who's to say 'gays' lewd?
i want these voters on my ass, hoping they leave toothpaste hairdoos over my poop stain heirlooms

V/Gamble

bb didnt even have a punch. Gamble, good job.

0-0 Open for votes
@Figurative you need quotes to support your vote

Well the topic is 'Why BB Takes it Up the Ass' so how did bb not meet the requirements? How is he supposed to diss Gamblino when the topic is about bb, himself, taking it in the ass?

Gamble wrote a regular ol' Gamble battle verse. A mix of bad wordplay, duds, and cliche ideas. big baby's verse was poor by his standards but he wrote knowing this whole thing was a farce. Pretty obviously tongue in cheek. Didn't take himself or the verse seriously and outwrote Gamble. He took this topic because he knew Gamble would think it'd be a breeze, he let Gamble think he was playing a trick or clowning on him. When really, even though he was talking about taking it in his ass, he was infinitely more skilled than Gamble was in insulting him with the same concept.

v/mustachio

The topic was why big baby takes it in the ass. He provided the better explanation.

Vote: big baby

Diodes sheep and hate vote will be discounted. El Pancakes is borderline acceptable. Certain isn't explained. I don't know about your beefs Sho. At least not enough to discount Pancake, sorry.

1-0

Lyfza Gamble: This was a topical match, and you for some reason decided to use punchlines and terrible wordplay, as you always do. You didn't make it personal at all. You didn't describe much or have any good lyricism. You wrote a shitty, generic battle verse. This was a topical match.

big baby: I thought you did a nice job explaining why your ass is so fuckable and why you enjoy being fucked in it. You were clever and had nice wordplay. The topic didn't exactly inspire me, but you wrote it well.

Vote: big baby

Stop freeposting jesus. LOL@Diode, I'm not from RB. Certain Explained his vote. Where you went wrong here gamble is including a topic to this and not explaining what type of battle this is.

2-0 BB

W/e man. Proceed. Obviously I'm not gonna get some honest voters I should of known that

I'm here as an impartial judge as to the fact you both annoy me.
Gamble, this was a topical battle bro, you cant just diss everybody everywhere in hopes of winning. the wordplays and "punches" were not spectacular or needed. You mentioned that he got fucked in the ass...but never said why really which was the actual topic. so big points off not addressing a topic in a topical battle.
BB, not the best verse I've seen from you but it was funny and addressed the topic at hand no matter how gay it was, it was what it needed to be, which was on topic.

My vote goes to BB for the more relevant topical verse

big baby wins 3-0. Records have been updated.