Orc vs. illergicreaxion [Orc Wins]
 

@Orc

12 LINES

DUE 7/24/2014 AT 1159pm

https://mail.google.com/mail/?ui=2&i...&sz=w1342-h547

I'm the devastatingly handsome caucasian gentleman in the middle...

try this

Your male maintenance is suspect… you either gay or borderline, dude…
But If you’re gonna come out the closet... could you at least close the door behind you…
You can tell I git these grands… but for guys like you… I feel shitty man…
When you have to cop your watch from the same machine that sells those sticky hands…
I think the mall salesman… lied to you and played you, square…
Because I’ve never seen one J. Crew where… they agree to sell beige wu wear…
this Hollywood actor mash-up… needs a nickname that will ring true…
Hey “Hamm-Hawkes”… give Jon his hair back… and Ethan back his chin pubes…
You’re a coke addict… snow for the sniff … you stay blowin that shit…
that’s why you can post thumbnails… but made sure they wouldn’t show in the pic…
if you beat me, no sweat… I’m fuckin bitches while you struggle to…
ya shirt can spell it out… stupid… U will still be single after this double-u…

http://www.netcees.co/attachment.php...5&d=1406223154

I'm the bossss in a set, you just awkward at text
Damn. You posted an ugly Black & White pic & I ain't even talking effects
Dude ain't raising a weapon & got a basiccc impression
Wow.. My man rocking a Cone Head that'd improve Road Safety in seconds
Last night I got wasteeed in the club n let it fade to black
Evidently you Satin ya house w/ two losers wearing shirts made from that
I've smashed on Planes & neverrr met with resistance
If you in the Mile High club too. it's cuz ya head stretches that Distance
I ain't feeling the Bald swagger & I doubt u steal hoes
Congrats. This looks like a Party celebrating ya first couple bouts of Chemo
Standing with 2 white black dudes & stunting like u rolling w/ legends
Dog. Those eyes got a Glazed look that'd getcha Glass Jaw broken in seconds

Thread cleaned. Get links up asap please.

Your male maintenance is suspect… you either gay or borderline, dude…
But If you’re gonna come out the closet... could you at least close the door behind you…

Played concept, but your best bar, IMO. You had A LOT of wording and execution issues, bro.

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Dude ain't raising a weapon & got a basiccc impression
Wow.. My man rocking a Cone Head that'd improve Road Safety in seconds
I've smashed on Planes & neverrr met with resistance
If you in the Mile High club too. it's cuz ya head stretches that Distance
I ain't feeling the Bald swagger & I doubt u steal hoes
Congrats. This looks like a Party celebrating ya first couple bouts of Chemo

Fuckin dope!! In bold are FIRE and also nearly killed me w/ laughter LMFAO, props son.

This was pretty one sided. Quotes in BOLD from Orc alone took this battle, IMO LMFAO. Ill had a lot of wording an execution issues and even tho the concept/bar I quoted from him was/is played, it was pretty relevant he used the picture well to reference that, lol.

v/Orc

illerg

Your male maintenance is suspect… you either gay or borderline, dude…
But If you’re gonna come out the closet... could you at least close the door behind you…
Decent
You can tell I git these grands… but for guys like you… I feel shitty man…
When you have to cop your watch from the same machine that sells those sticky hands…
heh
I think the mall salesman… lied to you and played you, square…
Because I’ve never seen one J. Crew where… they agree to sell beige wu wear…
lmao
this Hollywood actor mash-up… needs a nickname that will ring true…
Hey “Hamm-Hawkes”… give Jon his hair back… and Ethan back his chin pubes…
ehh
You’re a coke addict… snow for the sniff … you stay blowin that shit…
that’s why you can post thumbnails… but made sure they wouldn’t show in the pic…
Nice
if you beat me, no sweat… I’m fuckin bitches while you struggle to…
ya shirt can spell it out… stupid… U will still be single after this double-u…
Nah

Orc

I'm the bossss in a set, you just awkward at text
Damn. You posted an ugly Black & White pic & I ain't even talking effects
Ehh, no hit
Dude ain't raising a weapon & got a basiccc impression
Wow.. My man rocking a Cone Head that'd improve Road Safety in seconds
Cool
Last night I got wasteeed in the club n let it fade to black
Evidently you Satin ya house w/ two losers wearing shirts made from that
Basic-ish
I've smashed on Planes & neverrr met with resistance
If you in the Mile High club too. it's cuz ya head stretches that Distance
lol
I ain't feeling the Bald swagger & I doubt u steal hoes
Congrats. This looks like a Party celebrating ya first couple bouts of Chemo
ehh
Standing with 2 white black dudes & stunting like u rolling w/ legends
Dog. Those eyes got a Glazed look that'd getcha Glass Jaw broken in seconds
lol

I have illergic winning here, I thought it was funnier.

Thought was a great battle. Thought ill was dope n had me thinkn he could pull an upset for a second but orc murked.

The chemo. Conehead. N mile hih bars were death.

Ill had a cool verse but enough.


V orc

Nice battle. Both had some strong bars.

Ill

Your male maintenance is suspect… you either gay or borderline, dude…
But If you’re gonna come out the closet... could you at least close the door behind you…

Lmao dope opener man

if you beat me, no sweat… I’m fuckin bitches while you struggle to…
ya shirt can spell it out… stupid… U will still be single after this double-u…

Nice closer.

These were my two favorite bars you had.


Orc.

I'm the bossss in a set, you just awkward at text
Damn. You posted an ugly Black & White pic & I ain't even talking effects

Lmao, this was real sick man. Good shit.

Last night I got wasteeed in the club n let it fade to black
Evidently you Satin ya house w/ two losers wearing shirts made from that

Basic although straight to the point. Like this alot.

Standing with 2 white black dudes & stunting like u rolling w/ legends
Dog. Those eyes got a Glazed look that'd getcha Glass Jaw broken in seconds

Wow. Ill as fuck.


Vote - Orc

More consistent. Nice battle

Aye i got orc taking this as well thot illergic kind of fell off half way thro and orcs shit read a lot easier. Illergic had trouble complethng his thouhts which made it harder to read so for those reasons im giving it to orc

Nice battle.

Both verses were funny. Both attack the pics. The difference maker was orc creativity in his lines. Minus his last 2 bars I felt his verse was pretty fire. Ill verse was good. Especially for a pic battle, but it was basic like good. The creativity gave orc verse the boost it needed which is why he gmv

V. Burd

Orc wins 5-1.

Orc: (9) +5W-2Links+0Op=12pts
illergicreaxion: (0) -0L-0links=0