Repeat after me: forgive me Forum, for I have sinned (repentance thread)
 

You can trust Father Split. Confide in me, & let the reps of the great Lime Green in the sky dribble down your chin

After a few repentances you gotta give me time to recharge

I nutted in my roomates dishrag cuz I couldn't find anything else.

We have separate dishrags/sponges.

Buy that young man a muffin, free of feline feces, and slide a comment about the cost-saving benefits of using paper plates.

Reread DJ Flame's roast thread & repeat Prop 17 three times

Go in HLB

I got in a fight whilst dreaming and awoke to my pregnant wife crying because I punched her square in the nose.

I stole pictures of pancakes sister and have them saved on my computer and havent shared them with netcees yet cause he hasnt done anything mean to me.

i had a dream she lesbian banged wise ways sister. father im such a fucking dog

and if were talking about sisters bags sister is really ugly compared to pretty wise and pancake sister

Battlers sisters are ugly.

topical sister =hot


dullboys sister isnt hot tho

so idk

im sew fucked up fatha...plz help bb

I once lit a man on fire.

And by that he means he injected the clap into his anus


with his ***k!!

LEAVE MY UNCLE OUT OF THIS BROS.

forgive me for my sins, Split.

he speaks....
 

I'm supposed to be in this thread or nah?