Netcees - i hate dave

This is jus a freestyle i had on my phone lol

Ok Dave, without delay,
im afraid i just made a page
of rhymes tats about to decay your mind,
don't press play in rage press rewind,
And you'll find,
im on a crusade conveyed back in time,
i persuade handmade grenades
tat i prepaid online,
fuck it i was lying,
its a game at stake,
Go make me a steak
and don't make a mistake,
and bake a cake
while i create an escape,
Place on a cape,
and slither off like i relate to a snake,
you gone astray mate,
ill make you wake with a stray rake,
if you flaked baked on the bed,
ima shake like a quake and vibrate till your dead,
then ill portray your head on a stick in a bed
of flowers
tat i just picked instead
wit my powers,
and devour anything you made,
im on a brigade
you cannot evade this blade
tat i sprayed wit aids
and displayed for days at a parade,
cuz its me you betrayed,
cuz you laid unpaid on a paved floor of a rave,
if this is how you behave,
here have my Lucozade,
so your tooth decays,
i would stand up like a sergeant and salute you Dave,
kick you in the nuts and ask is ur flute okay,
cuz im a nice guy, but im pissed off cuz im in these boots all day,
that's wat happens when they recruit a slave
they dilute ur veins,
so when i play computer games,
and pollute your brain,
im bringing you t shame,
maybe one day you'll grow up and your youth will change,
we'll have a truth exchange,
and after dinner if any food remains,
we'll have the roof t blaze wit a choo choo train