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Cashius vs. Joe Metts {Joe Metts wins}
The Summer Classic V The Premier Text Battling Tournament @Cashius @J. Metts Rules Due Dates:
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Gonna do my best to write early.
July 2nd-4th gonna be hard to post. |
Yo Cash Joe was saying landslide on AIM.
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Ok. 10-12 cool?
Good luck. |
12 is good.
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K.
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Sent 12.
Edit by Knuck . . . Quote:
You're sick of fat punches? I've got an idea....JUST LOSE SOME FUCKING WEIGHT But still he's known on multiple text sites. They believe in this Joe geek In fact, RB's his biggest fan...they've never seen ANYONE eat so much roast beef His brother's got a seed and his own wife. While Joe's on NC...fiending to go type Honestly, I'd like to be frank for a second...YOU'VE wanted to be him your whole life Quote:
I don't know what's more unbelievable...how whack it was or where it was recorded Start getting some change, you bum. $70 kicks...That shit is just gay, my son I bet this loser's unemployed...Either that's a factory works minimum wage at one You're nothing but shit. I'm surprised Hensley even fucked with this prick He's always seen a piece of himself in you...cause you've NEVER stopped sucking his dick |
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It's not clear but prob cuz im a golden god textcee n cuz next to him, u being top tier is best troll goin on netcees u love wrestling. that's what he calls it when men are having sex with him saw man of steel n left soo pissed it wasnt the first gay porn starring lexington which brings me to my next point. how you gay n u a slut tho while im bumpin BBC by Jay and Nas that's just what u like to take in ur butthole n u wack wit a verse. verses in 03 woulda left you in the back of a hearst Champ? Yea u Bennett but it was such a shock only the Cavs woulda drafted u 1st see, im no gangster. but if someone testing Metts then i gotta pull while the only possible way u r.n.a. gang its with Resin at the hospital yea i wacked it too nikas bbq pics. im fat in weight so u can laugh it up its ok cuz the pics of meat on ur phone u use to masterbate r attached to nuts g/l |
All you do is cry about this shit. This dude's a fucking fake...
You're sick of fat punches? I've got an idea....JUST LOSE SOME FUCKING WEIGHT His brother's got a seed and his own wife. While Joe's on NC...fiending to go type Honestly, I'd like to be frank for a second...YOU'VE wanted to be him your whole life Sorry, bro. That shit sucked....this rap thing, I swear you should abort it I don't know what's more unbelievable...how whack it was or where it was recorded Start getting some change, you bum. $70 kicks...That shit is just gay, my son I bet this loser's unemployed...Either that's a factory works minimum wage at one fat punches cool statement personal. nah @ RB i see what u did thar but didn't like it. I used a be frank line against cherry palanza in the l4l tourney but yours was a cool personal. gym line was harsh. factory was a cool wordplay. closer was alright, kind of plain. vs u love wrestling. that's what he calls it when men are having sex with him saw man of steel n left soo pissed it wasnt the first gay porn starring lexington which brings me to my next point. how you gay n u a slut tho while im bumpin BBC by Jay and Nas that's just what u like to take in ur butthole n u wack wit a verse. verses in 03 woulda left you in the back of a hearst Champ? Yea u Bennett but it was such a shock only the Cavs woulda drafted u 1st see, im no gangster. but if someone testing Metts then i gotta pull while the only possible way u r.n.a. gang its with Resin at the hospital nah @ the opener. man of steel was jokes. bbc was cool. bennet was dope. rna alright, didn't like the closer close call but for LOTB I gotta go with cash, bennett was close to it though, this could go either way v/cashius |
gym and frank
vs resin, bennett, lexington felt joe had consistency and some fresh lines, rna was slick. cash had some fire but joe had the better verse v/joe metts |
All you do is cry about this shit. This dude's a fucking fake...
You're sick of fat punches? I've got an idea....JUST LOSE SOME FUCKING WEIGHT lol, good But still he's known on multiple text sites. They believe in this Joe geek In fact, RB's his biggest fan...they've never seen ANYONE eat so much roast beef ehhh nah... I feel this might've worked better in a different position in the verse... like... you just quoted him talking about people only got fat jokes on him, and you addressed that nicely with the opener, but then you followed up with a so-so fat joke... would have been better positioned after the gym line imo His brother's got a seed and his own wife. While Joe's on NC...fiending to go type Honestly, I'd like to be frank for a second...YOU'VE wanted to be him your whole life personal's good, 'frank' wp I've seen before though Sorry, bro. That shit sucked....this rap thing, I swear you should abort it I don't know what's more unbelievable...how whack it was or where it was recorded lmao good Start getting some change, you bum. $70 kicks...That shit is just gay, my son I bet this loser's unemployed...Either that's a factory works minimum wage at one cool wp, not bad You're nothing but shit. I'm surprised Hensley even fucked with this prick He's always seen a piece of himself in you...cause you've NEVER stopped sucking his dick eh no, not feeling vs It's not clear but prob cuz im a golden god textcee n cuz next to him, u being top tier is best troll goin on netcees good punch/relevant 'event' flip u love wrestling. that's what he calls it when men are having sex with him saw man of steel n left soo pissed it wasnt the first gay porn starring lexington heh, cool, funny which brings me to my next point. how you gay n u a slut tho while im bumpin BBC by Jay and Nas that's just what u like to take in ur butthole ehhh... 2 'you're gay' bars in a row is too much... wp is OK n u wack wit a verse. verses in 03 woulda left you in the back of a hearst Champ? Yea u Bennett but it was such a shock only the Cavs woulda drafted u 1st cool wp, not bad see, im no gangster. but if someone testing Metts then i gotta pull while the only possible way u r.n.a. gang its with Resin at the hospital okayyyy... letter wps (even multiple letters) are rarely better than OK yea i wacked it too nikas bbq pics. im fat in weight so u can laugh it up its ok cuz the pics of meat on ur phone u use to masterbate r attached to nuts OK only bc of current event and I like how u worded it... 'meat' wp is ehh both had 3 I was feeling and 3 I was so-so about. Of the good bars Cash had the stronger ones though I thought... his opener & the gym bar vs Joe's opener v/ Cash |
But still he's known on multiple text sites. They believe in this Joe geek
In fact, RB's his biggest fan...they've never seen ANYONE eat so much roast beef Sorry, bro. That shit sucked....this rap thing, I swear you should abort it I don't know what's more unbelievable...how whack it was or where it was recorded Start getting some change, you bum. $70 kicks...That shit is just gay, my son I bet this loser's unemployed...Either that's a factory works minimum wage at one u love wrestling. that's what he calls it when men are having sex with him saw man of steel n left soo pissed it wasnt the first gay porn starring lexington n u wack wit a verse. verses in 03 woulda left you in the back of a hearst Champ? Yea u Bennett but it was such a shock only the Cavs woulda drafted u 1st see, im no gangster. but if someone testing Metts then i gotta pull while the only possible way u r.n.a. gang its with Resin at the hospital thought mets was funny but cash connected some punches better. this one could come down to taste pretty easily, but i had cash with a tighter verse with misses i liked a lil better. good stuff v/cash |
All you do is cry about this shit. This dude's a fucking fake...
You're sick of fat punches? I've got an idea....JUST LOSE SOME FUCKING WEIGHT Good personal, little too statementish for my liking, though. You also rhymed fucking with fucking, lol. But still he's known on multiple text sites. They believe in this Joe geek In fact, RB's his biggest fan...they've never seen ANYONE eat so much roast beef Not feeling. His brother's got a seed and his own wife. While Joe's on NC...fiending to go type Honestly, I'd like to be frank for a second...YOU'VE wanted to be him your whole life Old cliche play, hard-hitting personal. Sorry, bro. That shit sucked....this rap thing, I swear you should abort it I don't know what's more unbelievable...how whack it was or where it was recorded This is good. Start getting some change, you bum. $70 kicks...That shit is just gay, my son I bet this loser's unemployed...Either that's a factory works minimum wage at one Seen factory wordplay before, but this was a great flip. You're nothing but shit. I'm surprised Hensley even fucked with this prick He's always seen a piece of himself in you...cause you've NEVER stopped sucking his dick This was alright. vs It's not clear but prob cuz im a golden god textcee n cuz next to him, u being top tier is best troll goin on netcees Good opener. u love wrestling. that's what he calls it when men are having sex with him saw man of steel n left soo pissed it wasnt the first gay porn starring lexington Good current event/wordplay. which brings me to my next point. how you gay n u a slut tho while im bumpin BBC by Jay and Nas that's just what u like to take in ur butthole Good current event/wordplay. n u wack wit a verse. verses in 03 woulda left you in the back of a hearst Champ? Yea u Bennett but it was such a shock only the Cavs woulda drafted u 1st Good current event/wordplay. see, im no gangster. but if someone testing Metts then i gotta pull while the only possible way u r.n.a. gang its with Resin at the hospital Good wordplay. yea i wacked it too nikas bbq pics. im fat in weight so u can laugh it up its ok cuz the pics of meat on ur phone u use to masterbate r attached to nuts Decent current event self-personal closer. Close battle, but I got Joe here. Thought Cash's opener was too statementish. It was walking a fine line. Either way, I still thought it was hard-hitting, just needed a little more creativity. Wasn't feeling the roast beef line. Be frank cliche is really old and was used a lot, but I loved that flip and thought it was very hard-hitting. Gym line was good, too. Factory I thought was a great flip as well. Closer I've seen too many lines like it against DOHpe heads. It's always some sexual innuendo involving John Hensley and the said member (no homo). Joe's opener was good. Lexington Steel line was fresh. BBC line was fresh, too. Bennett was a good current event line. RNA was a fresh wordplay as well. Closer wasn't as great as the rest. Honestly seemed like Joe had just watched some (interracial) porn before doing his verse. Ok, then. Probably was feeling Cash's standouts more than Joe's, but felt Joe was more consistent and fresh/creative, so he gets it. Cash is obviously one of the best here and has champed some tournies. I remember peeping some of his Swag & Flow battles and thought he was up there. Battle's obviously close and votes are going both ways. Props to both. /v joe metts |
Sorry, bro. That shit sucked....this rap thing, I swear you should abort it
I don't know what's more unbelievable...how whack it was or where it was recorded Start getting some change, you bum. $70 kicks...That shit is just gay, my son I bet this loser's unemployed...Either that's a factory works minimum wage at one vs. which brings me to my next point. how you gay n u a slut tho while im bumpin BBC by Jay and Nas that's just what u like to take in ur butthole n u wack wit a verse. verses in 03 woulda left you in the back of a hearst Champ? Yea u Bennett but it was such a shock only the Cavs woulda drafted u 1st I almost quoted the opener from cash, but it was too statementish. Be frank lines been done on Joey...rib line was blah, as was the closer as its been done before. But those 2 jawns I quoted went HARD. I didn't like some of Joe's verse either like that opener, rna line, steelflex (although it wasnt bad). I almost quoted the meat line as well because it was relevant. That Bennett line was LOTB though, I really liked it. Overall, while both came tied in quotes, I liked Joe's verse a bit more because it came off fresher. V- Joe Metts |
Tied 3-3
First to 5 by 2 votes wins |
Hi...
It's not clear but prob cuz im a golden god textcee n cuz next to him, u being top tier is best troll goin on netcees n u wack wit a verse. verses in 03 woulda left you in the back of a hearst Champ? Yea u Bennett but it was such a shock only the Cavs woulda drafted u 1st see, im no gangster. but if someone testing Metts then i gotta pull while the only possible way u r.n.a. gang its with Resin at the hospital Bennett line was dope... The rest of your verse was a little too simple or didn't have much sting... All you do is cry about this shit. This dude's a fucking fake... You're sick of fat punches? I've got an idea....JUST LOSE SOME FUCKING WEIGHT But still he's known on multiple text sites. They believe in this Joe geek In fact, RB's his biggest fan...they've never seen ANYONE eat so much roast beef His brother's got a seed and his own wife. While Joe's on NC...fiending to go type Honestly, I'd like to be frank for a second...YOU'VE wanted to be him your whole life Sorry, bro. That shit sucked....this rap thing, I swear you should abort it I don't know what's more unbelievable...how whack it was or where it was recorded You're nothing but shit. I'm surprised Hensley even fucked with this prick He's always seen a piece of himself in you...cause you've NEVER stopped sucking his dick This verse was fire... Consistent and harsh... Cash got this because hit punches hit harder... vote- Cash... Bye... |
All you do is cry about this shit. This dude's a fucking fake...
You're sick of fat punches? I've got an idea....JUST LOSE SOME FUCKING WEIGHT ...Ok But still he's known on multiple text sites. They believe in this Joe geek In fact, RB's his biggest fan...they've never seen ANYONE eat so much roast beef ...Ok again, very generic imo His brother's got a seed and his own wife. While Joe's on NC...fiending to go type Honestly, I'd like to be frank for a second...YOU'VE wanted to be him your whole life ...Niice Quote: Originally Posted by J. Metts We was at the gym, he was like record me freestyling so i did but i hopped in on the fly. Sorry, bro. That shit sucked....this rap thing, I swear you should abort it I don't know what's more unbelievable...how whack it was or where it was recorded ...Ok Start getting some change, you bum. $70 kicks...That shit is just gay, my son I bet this loser's unemployed...Either that's a factory works minimum wage at one ...Cool You're nothing but shit. I'm surprised Hensley even fucked with this prick He's always seen a piece of himself in you...cause you've NEVER stopped sucking his dick ...Nice close, tired concept but u flipped it well Vs. Know why i said 12? It's not clear but prob cuz im a golden god textcee n cuz next to him, u being top tier is best troll goin on netcees ...Ok u love wrestling. that's what he calls it when men are having sex with him saw man of steel n left soo pissed it wasnt the first gay porn starring lexington ...lol which brings me to my next point. how you gay n u a slut tho while im bumpin BBC by Jay and Nas that's just what u like to take in ur butthole ...Nice follow thru from the last bar n u wack wit a verse. verses in 03 woulda left you in the back of a hearst Champ? Yea u Bennett but it was such a shock only the Cavs woulda drafted u 1st ...Cool see, im no gangster. but if someone testing Metts then i gotta pull while the only possible way u r.n.a. gang its with Resin at the hospital ...Ok yea i wacked it too nikas bbq pics. im fat in weight so u can laugh it up its ok cuz the pics of meat on ur phone u use to masterbate r attached to nuts ...Nice close This was a close battle, good shit from both, tho I've seen both come doper. Imo Joe had better misses than Cash here, he was just a bit more consistent. Nothing here was a real haymaker that wowed me, but it was a solid showing from both. Props. Vote- Joe Metts |
Sorry, bro. That shit sucked....this rap thing, I swear you should abort it
I don't know what's more unbelievable...how whack it was or where it was recorded Start getting some change, you bum. $70 kicks...That shit is just gay, my son I bet this loser's unemployed...Either that's a factory works minimum wage at one Vs u love wrestling. that's what he calls it when men are having sex with him saw man of steel n left soo pissed it wasnt the first gay porn starring lexington which brings me to my next point. how you gay n u a slut tho while im bumpin BBC by Jay and Nas that's just what u like to take in ur butthole n u wack wit a verse. verses in 03 woulda left you in the back of a hearst Champ? Yea u Bennett but it was such a shock only the Cavs woulda drafted u 1st V/j.metts. this was close, both had some nice shit, liked the unemployment bar from cash but i felt joe was alot fresher. some the played shit cash dropped hurt him like to be frank an closer. i felt joe had a more consistent verse wit acouple dope bars but both did there things props yah'll. |
Arby's
Factory Hensley Vs BBC Bennett Closer was roflz Close battle. Metts had better misses IMO. Wasn't feeling cash's open really. Both were pretty consistent besides that. I got joe tho. V/ mets |
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