Things I rather do than mod a txt tourney
 

Watch diz punch math 50 times
Eat a egg salad sandwich
Read a ydk open mic
Fence with Ethiopians
Get diabetes
Ride Disney world splash mountain with hemroids
Let neighbor fill my iPod
Thanksgiving with dia
Wolf scissor a hyenas grundle
Watch a baron mynd battle
David lama jerk off video on loop
Watch the Christmas story marathon in August
Tag team bags sister with karaoke
Egg yolk bubble bath
Meet up with aero for dim sum

mom-assisted bubble bath?

Pull a veritas 68 hr boarding shift

I am currently in a colloquim, I am doing grown man stuff. I do not live with my mom.

Shave my head bald and play with dolls in the basement

I'd rather do all things mentioned than switch lives with victor

Be a fat ginger for a week

be a fat ginger for a minute

you got two things about eggs though
did you have a bad eggsperience recently?
I love eggs
like the egg yolk bath would be ok, with enough toast

Spend my entire teenage existence as a aspiring Jewish txtcee

Eggs r pretty gross to me lol

wtf, even breakfast burritos?

eggs have every amino acid the human body requires!

Discuss eggs online with cell phone tech

Interesting that you don't like eggs...yet you refuse to lose the shell and yoke of the mother hen.

you Co dependent sissy. You are not a man. You are a child.

Lmaooooo
That was ill I can't front

bhahahaha
can we call me self-employed photographer instead?
it has more jen e sais quoi

egg salad is fire though!
I'm sitting here literally fucking sad right now that my man hush has never had a decent egg salad sandwich
if I ever make it to b-town, I'm coming over with a dozen
dill is the key

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it's not as effective when you quote yourself dude