so maybe i missed this...now and days is it the substandard to send a dick pic to chicks???
 

The game has changed. Chick asks for a dick pic I'm like what for she's like let's exchange dick for ass and tits im like nah send the vajayjay she says no. What part of the game is that? Ass and tits are the shit no doubt but bitches act like the pussy is off limits. Bitch I've got kids swimming in my shit how is my dick any less holy than the pussy?

no puss shot?

you talking to a tranny ole eddie murphy ass nigga.

This shit no good.

Scenario.

U showing ur nigs sum bad hoes on ur phone.

"Daaamn.."

*nxt*

"She aight"

*nxt*

ERECT DICK

*quickly tries to go to nxt pic but damage is done*

The awkward silence when friend pretend he didnt see u at full glory?

Priceless

I been there

Its no fun. Cept I was the friend

But yeah.. why she insecure about the pussy.

Red flag

Cooch lips hangin like bags drapes

Are you experiencing a second childhood bro? Lol

It's like ur a just hatched butterfly

I kno right.

Chyeah went from elenin chemtrails to gettin ungodly drunk gettin domed up stealth fartin on bitches necks n shit

I fuckwithdude the long way tho

Stay up

I read about tumblr some girl runs where she critiques dick pics. apparently it started by her just getting like mass volumes of dick pics sent to her against her will, so she said fuck it I'ma teach these niggas how to take a good one

basically I guess dudes these days be sending the dick pic so often girls just expect it now?

he speaks....
 

Single life after like 9 years will do that to you. Just gotta be careful....don't wanna get the dull boy treatment

You were previously married?

Or just long ass relationship

you guys turn this into porno.

No, it's not.

If a female asks you for a dick pic, she's a girl and not a woman, nor someone you want to be involved with in an way, especially at your age, and especially knowing how the game works through a previous marriage.

I feel like I shouldn't be explaining something like this at this point.

he speaks....
 

The latter

This chick pretty much told me the same thing about dudes just sending them randomly..even married dudes. A disturbing trend being I've been oblivious to such acitivty going on around me.

it's 'nowadays,' you giant chinned ignoramus

Thanx destry

Send her a chin pic

line used when asked for dick pics

"I tried to send the pic but it said file too large"

LOL 10/10

lmao Chyeahhh side girl got a puss looking like Diode's couch and shit

roflzzz

lmao on the real though, the dick got to be one of the most ugly looking things in existence

dont send that shit

Gone

My dick handsome nigga

Baron got one of dem mushroom chodes