In Text Today: Topics that rustle feathers
 

These topics below have proven to rustle jimmies on a constant basis and are a go to for any mediocre troll @billy. Will edit more.

- nas vs jay z
- racism
- homosexuality #gow
- religion
- america vs uk
- shaving or trimming your pubes #uhoh
- lars' bar fight record
- decepticons


inb4 chicken spots

Pretty accurate tbh

* top 10 text battlers
* long bar vs short bar
* why dont we have an audio section
* text is wack now (this can be said at anybtime any year and any site)
* complaints about votes
* drug knowledge
* gun knowledge
* poverty knowledge (whos life is/was the hardest)
* detours career

LOL ^

- i could beat you up
- weed consumption
- post a stack bro
- i can bench x times more than you
- mma vs boxing

This thread can be invaluable ...yet i fear these will still be hotbuttons as soon as tomorrow :(

dead family members
getting pussy in the club
making Hof handicap accessible
I started this rap style
our crew was better than your crew faggöt

Crew acquisitions
Goat
Pics
Decent movies

- relapse vs recovery
- jordans
- im retiring from text
- ryan reynolds films

lmao

ill nik-A wearing yellow pants
beyond being HOF'd
Hush having a lisp/widebrows

LMAO MASAI WORKING AS A BOUNCER FOR AN UNDER EIGHTEENS NIGHT AT THE CLUB AND HAVING TO CLEAN UP SOMEONE WHO SHIT THEMSELVES AND PASSED OUT IN THE TOILET

ROFLZZZ

It was a yellow t shirt asshole

yellow pants...really nik, really.

Shirt!!!

Die all of u

smh, guess the accuracy was proven.

the inevitable fact that text battling is for fagg0ts

And the follow up:

Why are you on a text battle site if you don't text battle?

Stfu fagg0t

Voting sucks here/there

1) anything to do with Aesop Rock

Aesop>jayz

Naqs height

Heat vs spurs. Easy