Pancake vs. Vulgar (Pic) - VULGAR WINS, 4-1.
 

12 Lines
Due Monday Night Midnight Central
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Your right

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you're bullshittin' like Penn & Tell if you ever claim you've been to jail
Girls knew u had a little peter when they found out that you were friends with Tinkerbell
Watch me illuminate your defects, the pretext of watching this fight change
Now I heard you got a light raise, but I didn't think you meant some light rays
Something about it makes me wish they had enacted abortion
cuz you look like the kid from E.T. and Natalie Portman crafted an orphan
You were actually a cute kid, so I feel awkward to be dissin you but it's critical
Both of your bangs spell the word "M" & later in life the cycle continued to be Menstrual
Living the college life must be nice, but I doubt you ever go buckwild
Some things never change: you still can't rap, wear pajamas to clubs & wear a smug smile
I'm tired of his supposed clowning, if u don't know about him, roast & oust em
Your buddy was like 'mind your own beeswax!' so apparently u rubbed some on the photo album.

Lets fight fam. Look at that right hand. ‘tips for girls’ is a dead end holmes
‘cause your twelve years old and already getting imaginary-friend zoned
You can’t learn. You got that phaggot look like it’s my damn turn…!
But your friends making old flames, and all you got is lanterns.
You’d never hold a dutch. You got the phaggot role in the cobra clutch
Sitting in your red solo chair while everyone else got their red solo cup
You’re a blur, sexually. No-never text-mc
Game plan; “How far can I get from this girl next to me?”
Woodrow Wilsons Briefcase? Dope, but I don’t need it
Because you look like Barrack Obama’s closet full of secrets
Vulgar? Ill textcee. Non brag type, always in the bag type.
But you’re a no name to me, like every bitch who saw your nametag that night.

ive seen you both drop way better than this.... To me, cakes humor didn't come off as witty as it usually does, and I felt it kind of played into vulgars verse. Vulgar had a cool drop, but he seems to focus on the picture a little TOO much rather than attacking his opponent. This is going to be close, I'm sure it could go either way...

It probably boils down to style preference, because they both had equal # of quotes. I liked vulgs abortion line, and cake had the girl next to me... However, just for pure entertainment value...

MVGT: cake

For vulgar...
Felt you had some lines which played to the picture too much with no sting eg the line about light rays
however felt your creativity an use of the photo where your lines had sting were a lot better then pancakes.

Loved the opening line about tinkerbell and the ET Natalie portman line was hilarious.

For pancake...
I loved his opener too, felt the lanterns was a close miss and felt the game plan line was let down by wording. However really enjoyed the close....

This was a pretty tight match up but going to swing it to Vulgar for making me laugh more. However for quotables its probably two a piece.

VOTE VULG

you're bullshittin' like Penn & Tell if you ever claim you've been to jail
Girls knew u had a little peter when they found out that you were friends with Tinkerbell
Living the college life must be nice, but I doubt you ever go buckwild
Some things never change: you still can't rap, wear pajamas to clubs & wear a smug smile
I'm tired of his supposed clowning, if u don't know about him, roast & oust em
Your buddy was like 'mind your own beeswax!' so apparently u rubbed some on the photo album.

vs

Lets fight fam. Look at that right hand. ‘tips for girls’ is a dead end holmes
‘cause your twelve years old and already getting imaginary-friend zoned

Vote - Vulgar, he was alot more polished here brought the LOL'z in this match

you're bullshittin' like Penn & Tell if you ever claim you've been to jail
Girls knew u had a little peter when they found out that you were friends with Tinkerbell
Watch me illuminate your defects, the pretext of watching this fight change
Now I heard you got a light raise, but I didn't think you meant some light rays
Living the college life must be nice, but I doubt you ever go buckwild
Some things never change: you still can't rap, wear pajamas to clubs & wear a smug smile


You can’t learn. You got that phaggot look like it’s my damn turn…!
But your friends making old flames, and all you got is lanterns.
wording took away from this one
Vulgar? Ill textcee. Non brag type, always in the bag type.
But you’re a no name to me, like every bitch who saw your nametag that night.


cool battle, pancake had funny ideas but didnt execute them too cleanly. Vulgar was pretty solid, thought he took it decently

v/ vulg

Voting from the phone.. I felt cake approach was more aggressive but vulgar came with more polished/solid punches as well as fresher concepts.. Cake lacked substance and relevance in half of his lines..

Cake - Lets fight fam. Look at that right hand. ‘tips for girls’ is a dead end holmes ‘cause your twelve years old and already getting imaginary-friend zoned

vs

you're bullshittin' like Penn & Tell if you ever claim you've been to jail
Girls knew u had a little peter when they found out that you were friends with Tinkerbell
Living the college life must be nice, but I doubt you ever go buckwild
Some things never change: you still can't rap, wear pajamas to clubs & wear a smug smile
I'm tired of his supposed clowning, if u don't know about him, roast & oust em
Your buddy was like 'mind your own beeswax!' so apparently u rubbed some on the photo album.

Mvgt - Vulgar

4-1 Vulgar Wins.